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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

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LMFAO

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i think about the bats being on gotham socials all the time. dick and jason are so glad that they were robin before the time that everyone had a high quality camera with internet access in their pockets bc there would be so many embarrassing videos out there of them. have you ever gone running with a 6'3 man when you're only 4'9? It's extremely undignified. you are not keeping up. see you at the arrest batman dont mind me i'll be taking 5 steps for every one of yours.

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

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no better feeling than opening this app and seeing a photo of a cat

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KNIGHTS OF GOTHAM By comic artist, Sebastián Píriz

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someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

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Dick: Mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke, but life has been very smokable lately.

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i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

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How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.

As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.

He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.

He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.

Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.

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These are like the same type of guy to me

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u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.