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Momma always told me never to put someone first if I wasn't certain that they'd do the same for me. Should've listened the first time.

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Me to me: "No seas tan llorona, pendeja"

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😂😭

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😂😭😂😭

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

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Show me your mean face

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I respect a man that respects me when I’m not around

Always. (via yungsvk)

Truth! 🙌

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At 23, JK Rowling was broke. Tina Fey was working at the Y.M.C.A. Oprah had just gotten fired from her first job as a TV reporter and Walt Disney had declared bankruptcy.

Read This If You’re 23 And Lost by Heidi Priebe (via twentysomethingstate)

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She won’t break you like those other girls will. That’s exactly why you’re terrified of her. She could make you happy. And you know being happy is the most terrifying thing in the universe. Once you’re happy it can be taken from you.

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It’s really hard to believe you find me sexually attractive when the girls you praise have bodies that look nothing like mine.

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I'd rather not have a relationship with you than hate and resent you. I'm done with the negativity in my life.

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Ain't that the truth lol

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

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A Beachfront Home in Australia

Price: $1,830,000 Photos: PAUL HALLOT

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I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.