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God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

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social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

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angry kitten after failed attempt to steal the food crying screaming

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This went in a different direction than I expected

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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

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tragedy

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crying

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I wonder if Futo's appearance changes depending on what sort of plate she uses as her phylactery. Like a swanky dragon tattoo from a qīnghuā-style dish:

Or maybe she'd see it as newfangled and gauche, and prefer a more classic sāncǎi polychrome:

Hm, hm; hmm …

(Of course the shape of the Prince's hair must then be a reflection of her shamelessly spiky pommel.)

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why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”