jaysderpin
jaysderpin
Derp
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Im trans. and a lesbian. I dont know how to use social media. Help. technically 23, but i wasnt "born" per se. Currently "operating" 3 barely functional blogs.
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jaysderpin · 4 hours ago
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jaysderpin · 4 hours ago
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modern au laios
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jaysderpin · 4 hours ago
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this is your monthly reminder to stretch
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jaysderpin · 4 hours ago
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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
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jaysderpin · 5 hours ago
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do it drunk. do it high
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jaysderpin · 5 hours ago
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Bruce picking up a gun and shooting at Jason in Batman #158 is actually him being a good father and engaging in Jason's interests with him (shooting people). smh fandom asks for good dad bruce but then can't stand how it manifests in comics....
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jaysderpin · 7 hours ago
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"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone
Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here
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jaysderpin · 16 hours ago
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Another thing I like about Lancer is that the whole "Indomitable Human Spirit, Mankind Will Inherit The Stars" thing that a lot of sci-fi is obnoxious about is explicitly a major pillar of Space Fascism in the setting
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jaysderpin · 17 hours ago
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you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely
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jaysderpin · 17 hours ago
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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped
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jaysderpin · 17 hours ago
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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
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jaysderpin · 18 hours ago
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Wait can i actually die during sex is that true
you can die during anything, the grim reaper isn't picky
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jaysderpin · 18 hours ago
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I think it's important to occasionally make fun of Deer Skull Christian God Pomegranate type writing for the exact same reason that you have to actually write that sort of thing. You have to develop an original voice as an author and that will inevitably take you through the Faux Gothic Melodrama Swamps.
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jaysderpin · 18 hours ago
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jaysderpin · 18 hours ago
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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jaysderpin · 18 hours ago
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