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the secondhand embarrassment is too real (transl. BTStranslation_)
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Headers for 'The Astronaut'
fav o reblog si utilizas por favor ♡
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jungkook saw his chance and he took it lmaooo
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I ain't about to fuck around and find out, Stanley Yelnats the first already did that
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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221015 ♡ namjoon’s ending ment transl. RMGlobalUnion, odetonamu, loopmyg
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jungkook’s mom made seaweed soup because it was jimin’s birthday 🥺 (transl. cr. btsinthemoment, miiniyoongs)
+ remember when 🥺
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Three Times
jeon jungkook x male!reader
word count – 5K
genre – Mature, Fluff
warning(s) – lowkey SMUT, marijuana use, drinking, choking kink, lace kink, if you're toxically masculine or addicted to gender roles, just don't read.
synopsis – you and jungkook had flirted a thousand times, hung out alone a million times, yet you've only kissed three times.
You've only kissed them three times, his lips.
You'd had a massive crush on Jungkook for as long as you can remember, and it would be obvious to anyone with or without a pair of eyes that Jungkook really liked you too.
But Yoongi's your older brother, also Jungkook's friend, so wanting to confirm a relationship would've been tricky. Jungkook probably would spontaneously combust and die if you had to ask for Yoongi's approval to date you.
The first time involved the two of you getting stoned. Yoongi wasn't there to tell you shit, considering he went on a skateboarding park date with Hoseok, and Namjoon was spending the night at Jin's place. Weed brownies and Looney Tunes was all you and Jungkook needed to have a great time.
Well, you two only really needed each other to have a good time.
But this was a moment to remember.
Alright, the two of you were pretty stoned; edibles seemed to have hit both of you pretty hard since you had begun telling embarrassing stories about Yoongi, and Jungkook's stories were about his highschool life and how canteen food is disgusting compared to Jin's cooking.
Before it all came to an end, Jungkook placed both hands and his chin on your shoulder like a giddy child, both of you staring at each other through eyes that weren't yet that red but for whatever reason, it looked like Jungkook was staring into the solar system. Staring into something beautiful.
But his staring into your eyes with a bright grin on your face led to hungry lips being met.
Jungkook had climbed onto your lap with his fingers diving into your hair, his legs on either side of your thighs as you moulded your lips against his as though you had been touch starved.
Moans were leaving Jungkook's lips when you pulled him down against your crotch, thrusting up causing him to whimper loudly. You'd grabbed his ass into your palms watching him have to pull away from your lips and suck in a broken sigh.
Though he joined back immediately, grinding down onto you and in that time you had pulled Jungkook flush against your body, one hand moving up to grip onto his hair.
"Ah–! Hyung," He moaned loudly.
It resulted in a low chuckle from you, your lips scattering small bites and kisses along his neck that was on full display for you to enjoy as you please, "Hmm. You sound so sexy moaning for me, doll."
It earned a whine from Jungkook, a more moans from when you bit down next to his pulse.
A smirk danced onto your lips, "Though, I bet you'd look sexier squirming under me, don't you think?" You said, "Withering, squirming, all desperate underneath my touch, baby? Doesn't that sound good?"
It sounded perfect.
But it was interrupted by Yoongi bringing Hoseok back to his apartment from their date. So, as soon as the door clicked open Jungkook had thrown himself off of you and onto the far end of the couch.
Yoongi clearly knew what had happened, he noticed the pillow you'd used to cover your crotch area, and Jungkook sitting wierdly cross-legged with his face and cheeks flamed red. Hoseok just being happy that he's no longer challenged by snobby teenagers to a skateboarding race.
You and Jungkook watched Hoseok smother your brother in kisses. Yoongi laughed at his boyfriend's actions.
Hoseok seemed oblivious to everything except the weed.
The second time had been to celebrate Jungkook's birthday.
The whole squad was invited. Taehyung was sipping on wine, while nobody let Jimin drink anything other than cider because that man can move when he's drunk. Yoongi and Jin looking sober after a whole bottle of Smirnoff, Hoseok and Namjoon just enjoy a classic beer.
You and Jungkook? It was his night, so he was allowed to drink, obviously responsibly, but you joined him. Namjoon had volunteered to be the designated driver.
Though Jungkook didn't even bother to keep his hand off of you after three shots. He constantly wanted to feel your biceps, running his finger along your jaw, and always made sure that his leg was brushing against yours.
If someone watched you two from the booth that you'd sat it; easily mistaken for a couple enjoying a drinking date.
"[Y/N]-hyung!" Jungkook laughed at your comment. You had noticed almost immediately at how his cheeks had flushed a shade of pink. "You perv," he giggled.
The topic of outfits when it came to sex was bought up, and you'd quite blatantly mentioned that lace is a rather attractive material. You may have also mentioned that Jungkook wearing that kind of clothing would definitely be something you'd want to see before you die.
"Oh my god, I was joking," you said, seen as you were only really joking about the last part. Though you leaned forward so only Jungkook was able to hear your next words, "Kookie. Are you actually wearing that?"
"Why?" He said, teasingly. His hands danced along his button-up, undoing the first few buttons that immediately exposed the black, lace bra that he had mentioned seconds ago, "Are you taking back your words?"
Your eyes went wide. It might've been the alcohol, but your expression read immediate lust. "Fuck, you look–"
You didn't have the concentration to respond as soon as Jungkook licked his lips. You swallowed hard, eyes wondering to the pattern of the piece then back up to the younger's eyes. Jungkook was smirking, clearly proud of his behaviour, "Do I look nice, Hyung?"
You nodded carefully, you were trying to convince yourself that both his behaviour and yours is just alcohol influenced.
Jungkook leaned forward, his hot and vodka-scented breath against your neck while he took a hold of your hand, dragging your hand slowly up his shirt to feel the lingerie under the fabric. He kissed the space right beside your ear, and you could literally feel the smirk against his lips, "Would you fuck me like this, Hyung?"
It resulted in a messy make-out against the bathroom sink. The sound of heavy breathing and French kissing were bouncing against the bathroom tiles. Both of you were trying to get the upper hand over the other.
However, you received the title of dominance when you wrapped your fingers around Jungkook's neck harshly. He'd let out a moan that was almost too loud, not expecting the action to turn him on so much.
You smirk, poking out your tongue from between your teeth, "Turn around."
Jungkook smirked and hooked a finger around the loop of your pants, "Make me."
"Jungkook! Jungkook!" The sound of Jimin's frantic voice came from the other end of the door.
Both you and Jungkook rolled your eyes, you slightly let go of the grip on the other's neck, just slightly, instead, you leaned down to begin planting a mix between rough and soft kisses along his neck and chest.
Jungkook's breath hitched, leaning his head back out of reflex, one hand in your hair and the other gripping the bathroom sink. He raised his voice slightly, "Jimin, I'm busy!"
"We told the bartender it's your birthday and now he's giving out free drinks–"
"Ah-!" A loud yelp came from Jungkook when you'd gone down far enough to take his nipple between your teeth through the lace fabric. Licking and biting the bud caused a string of poorly suppressed moans leaving Jungkook's mouth and a smirk from you. Jungkook whined, his hand now on your shoulder, "Jiminnn, not now!"
"If you don't come I'll actually break the door down."
You rolled your eyes, biting down one last time before pulling away, the string of saliva on your tongue glistening.
"No, no, no, hyung–" Jungkook's half-lidded eyes could've spoken for him, but he continued in a softer yet firm tone so Jimin wasn't able to hear him. "Hyung, I'm hard." He honestly wanted to cry, every chance he seemed to finally have you to himself it got interrupted.
"Next time, Kookie." Not gonna lie, you were rather disappointed as well, but Jungkook acting all whiny and needy was kind of attractive.
Jungkook gripped your shirt, grinding his crotch against your leg, "Please, please, just ignore him. I want you inside me."
Jimin somehow burst through the door, accidentally tripping over his own feet but nonetheless able to regain his ability to walk properly. "Jungkook, can you just– oh."
The youngest in the room pushed you off of him, almost angrily, although not expressed to you, more towards Jimin. "For fuck's sake," he snarled bitterly, tucking his shirt out from his jeans. As much as being interrupted was honestly a massive turn off for him, he was still that little bit hard, so thankfully his shirt was long enough to cover.
Jungkook exited the bathroom buttoning his shirt back up, making sure to hit Jimin's arm with his shoulder.
And Jimin was just really shocked at what he'd done.
You were trying your best not to laugh.
The third time was different, though, Jungkook had spoken to Yoongi, asking for his blessing to date you. It took a three-hour pep talk and a 250ml bottle of iced coffee, but he did it.
"No."
"I– what?"
"I said, no," Yoongi repeated. He hadn't even looked up at Jungkook, he was too busy starring at his computer, "I didn't interrupt almost every moment you two had together for nothing."
Huh, now it made a lot more sense.
Yoongi was against him, not the universe.
"Yoongi-Hyung, c'mon," He sulked, dropping his shoulders, "If you're worried about me hurting him–"
"–I am."
"At least give me a chance. Just one," Jungkook pleaded, still facing Yoongi, "I swear, hyung, you won't regret this, he means the world to me."
Yoongi turned around, his brows furrowed, "If you do anything, and I mean anything, to hurt him or his feeling, you'll be dead to me," He threatened, "Understood?"
You were in your room, and that's where Jungkook was heading. All the times of seeing your face and spending time with you but not being able to make more of a move than cuddling finally paid off.
Slightly disappointed that Yoongi was playing game master and tried to restrict you two from being together.
But to an extent, he didn't blame Yoongi at all for being overprotective, blood is thicker than water.
"Kook? Wha–" You tried to say. Jungkook had purposefully exaggerated his entrance, slamming the door open and closing it. He'd seen that you were sitting on your bed with your studies in your hand but quickly interrupted it by sitting on your lap.
"Jagi," Jungkook began, a bright smile on his face as he placed both his hands on your chest, "You like-like me, yeah?"
You were still that bit shocked, seeing as this was happening really quick. But a blink or two got you to realise that Jungkook was really close to you. You placed your hands on his waist, "Yeah, shit, did it take you two almost-fuckings and months of flirting to figure that out?"
Jungkook laughed, "No, just wanted to confirm." He leaned closer to you, tilting his head just a bit so he was mere inches away from your lips, "So, I spoke to your brother."
It was making you nervous at how calm he was acting, but you nodded in acknowledgement.
"I got his approval," Jungkook beamed, "And lucky for you, I like-like you too."
You didn't stop yourself from making the first move this time, so you softly and firmly connected your lips with his. It was like stamping a contract, one that made sure that Jungkook is yours and you're his.
You took a hold of the back of Jungkook's neck, bringing him much closer to you. You pulled back for a second though, looking at Jungkook through loving eyes, "Yoongi's going in half an hour."
Jungkook furrowed his brows, slightly panting, from the kiss, "Alright. So?"
You smirked, "He's staying over at Nams and Jin's to finish off his work there," you said, but you moved your hand so it was now wrapped around his neck. Watching Jungkook's breath hitch was what you wanted, "Then you're mine to ruin all night."
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On the 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo let us celebrate the musical group of goddesses known as the Hex Girls (x)
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Natasha: Not only did I show you my boobs, but I also showed you my mental illness.
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Not being able to suck Kim Taehyung’s dick is my villain origin story
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Y'all. The other day I cannot describe how much I wanted to yeet myself. New girl at work said she liked emo music and I was like yes one of my people. So I tried to talk to her when we had music playing and I brought up Buckcherry, she was confused, so I asked her about BVB, SWS, MCR, BMTH, etc etc, she had no idea what I was talking about. So, I asked her, I thought you listened to emo music
Her: yeah, JuiceWorld
Me:
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jungkook misreading “hall” as “hell” lmaooo 😂😂😂
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