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bun guy

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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

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*reading a label on the back of a product*

"trans fat"

gets so h ard I pass out

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Danger Days haters are so fucking annoying

“it’s wayyyy too pop punk-”

SORRY couldn’t hear you over gerard warning us about the dangers of late stage capitalism over ray’s beautiful guitar solos

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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i have got to get cuntier says man damp and smelling faintly of fish

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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

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every site should have a setting where you can choose not to see anything about american politics ever again

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Offering their scars to Loviatar

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pls stop putting softcore porn onto my timeline

No ❤️

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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I’m getting. Two kittens.

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every site should have a setting where you can choose not to see anything about american politics ever again

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