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Halo, can you make a masterlist and pin it please? Scrolling down makes my hand is like going to fall off- But if you can't, then ignore this ask, just lemme scroll

This is officially my comeback post. I have not been on this account in over a year omg Jesus christ. Anyways YES, I will try my best to make a masterlist asap! I've been really busy with school and it's all just been really stressful but I hope you guys understand <3 love you all!

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HEY EVERYONE.

So it's been a while since I've posted and I am trying really hard to get the second part of Burning Pile out before the end of the month 🙃. But until then I'll just be posting random Little drabbles and stuff. REMEMBER REQUESTS ARE OPEN SO GIVE ME IDEAS TO STEA- I A MEAN TO SHARE 😊.

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I’m close to breaking this whole thing wide open

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IM WHEEZING. MY MANS REALLY SAID A POLYGON UIEH DYEWGYFGNYQWGFERNGFYQG

Every little thing about this clip means the world to me

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Holy fucking christ

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∘◦✰My Music Taste In a Nutshell✰◦∘

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                  London Beckoned Songs

                   About Money Written by 

                              Machines

                      Panic! At The Disco

             0:01 ❍─────── 3:23 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺

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                           I Got Love

                        Mother Mother

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                         Kids In America

                             Kim Wilde

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                             Honky Cat

                             Elton John

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                         Shot In The Dark

                        Ozzy Osbourne

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                             B.I.T.C.H

                     Megan Thee Stallion

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sure the community house being blown up again is sad and all but have y’all seen ranboos reaction

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Pink hair boys <3

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https://open.spotify.com/track/5VHwEHR0IfvV4f7V7o0qnt?si=F0jSGJgwRRS_hdJl1tkGEA

Yes I am aware I still live in the 2000′s.... 

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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Omg this is great! Jaw = dropped. 

So, after watching that irl end clip from the Quackity lore stream again for probably the 30th time, I thought about it even more deeply than I had already been. And I wanted to share my thoughts. There was just something about that end clip that made me so utterly fascinated that in the past 20 hours, I can’t help but just go over it time and time again. I realized why.

At the end of the El Rapids segment, everyone was emotional. Even I- and I never cry- was almost moved to tears. We have Quackity staring off into the sunset, having just destroyed El Rapids. And then suddenly a human hand rips away the scene that is now suddenly a piece of paper, throws a calendar on the table, crosses out the first day of ‘Visit Dream’, and then drops the case of gambling supplies. It happens in about 5 seconds, and stream cuts out. The reason why it’s so enrapturing is because it’s real.

This was filmed in the real world. We are very used to the Dream SMP being contained as a Minecraft roleplay server. We watch these streamers as they play a video game. All of it is for fun, despite the pain, trauma, and angst that is derived from it. And that gives us a sense of security. It’s all make-believe, it’s just a story. But in one fell swoop, Quackity tore that security away from us by literally taking us out of that Minecraft world and into our own territory. The Dream SMP suddenly exists in the real world. Those are human hands x-ing out the first day on the calendar. That is a real gambling chip jangling on the floor, fading to a standstill, followed by a black screen. By taking us out of Minecraft, Quackity is making his lore streams that much more real and serious. That calendar exists in our world. That case exists in our world. Those hands belong to the man who is playing himself as a torturer, someone out to finally gain back the power he’s been torn from time and time again.

Obviously, Quackity isn’t actually all that, and the Dream SMP isn’t actually real, but by bringing even such a short clip into real life can make it feel like it is. I truly commend Quackity for such genius creative cinematography.

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just wanted to say that alex is 20, so maybe not a good idea to write drunk hcs for him? the rest was really good tho!

Well, the legal drinking age in Mexico is 18 and I figured that it would be ok to write the hc for him as well. But I’m sorry if it made you uncomfortable in any way. I try to make sure I write appropriate things for each person regarding their ages. I’m sorry for the confusion and I should have clarified this in the hc. Glad you liked the rest though! 

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FERVER, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED BUT AT THE BOTTOM OF QUACKITY'S CALENDAR IT SAYS "TORTURE HIM"

WHAT

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quackity’s lore stream

a recap of what happened during quackity’s big 03/16 lore stream!

Quackity begins with a meet up with BadBoyHalo on top of the tower. Bad called him up there to tell him to stop getting in his and the Eggs way. “You want power, Bad? I’ll show you real power.”

Cinematic cutscene: Quackity and Bad journey to see what Quackity has been preparing. He brings him to Las Nevadas.

In his chest is a book to his “Sugar Pumpkin.” It is from Schlatt, telling him to follow the rails above him.

Quackity follows the rails into a cave, where he meets Glatt. It is his gym. He explains that if he goes to the surface his skin starts falling off, so he stays underground. Wilbur and Tommy(when he was dead) as ghosts would join him in his gym. He also says that Mexican Dream sometimes comes down there to teach him Spanish.

Schlatt makes a proposition: He wants Quackity to help him get out of the confines of his gym. He says that Dream has a book (that can revive people) and wants Quackity to revive him. Quackity is hesitant. He decides to bring Schlatt to his new Las Nevadas and make a bet for old times sake. If Quackity loses, he needs to go to Dream and get the revival book. If Quackity wins, Schatt will have to work for Quackity and will never be brought back to life. “You know I’m a very lucky man.” (Schlatt)

After a short time jump, Quackity meets with Sam. He wants to see Dream. Quackity lost the bet with Schlatt. He manages to persuade Sam to let him into the prison with his sword and axe, so he can forcefully take the book from him (but promises not to kill him). Sam reminds him that if he does anything wrong, he will kill him.

Dream explains that he burned the book and that it is all in his head. He wants Dream to give him his knowledge, then. Quackity shows him his weapons. Dream freaks out, yelling for Sam. 

A cinematic scene: Quackity, covered in blood, is in front of the El Rapids sign. He breaks the blocks with Karl’s, George’s and Sapnap’s faces, leaving his own. He reminiscences on the past, with his friends, and tears El Rapids apart. Finally, he breaks his own face from the poster. The scene is disrupted by a clip of Quackity opening a briefcase of poker chips and pulling out a calendar with each day marked off with “Visit Dream.” He crosses out the very first day.

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*wakes up* oh shit today could be the day quackity returns to the smp

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Mcyt Drunk Headcanons

Request? nope! But requests are open!!!

Warnings? Cursing, Alcohol, Hangovers, One Nsfw joke for JSchlatt.

Pronouns? Not specified but gender neutral.

Extra notes? Nope! Enjoy my friends!

Quackity

He’s super talkative when he’s drunk.

He’ll even talk to complete strangers like they’re his best friend.

This man always ends up saying the weirdest shit.

“Hey babe, did you know that Hitler was nominated for a Nobel peace prize?”

“How do you know these things-”

Besides his talkative state, he also gets really clingy while drunk.

Almost possessive of you

“Get over here babe, I don’t like how that guy is looking at you.”

“That’s a poster, Alex…”

It’s cute seeing him drunk and jealous.

Mans wants to be with you at all times.

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He doesn’t usually have bad hangovers but when he does you take care of him the entire day.

“Babe my fucking head hurts so much....”

“Well maybe that's because you banged your head against the wall while drunk!”

“waaaaaaaaa....”

Karl

He’s just really sweet when he’s drunk <3

Constantly reminding you he loves you and giving you so much affection

 “Y/n have I ever told you how much I love you?”

“Yes babe, yes you have… and 3 of those times were just tonight!”

He needs your affection or he will think you don’t love him anymore.

He gets really paranoid as well for no reason…

“Y/n what if we get home and there’s a robber!” 

“Karl we are home…”

“AAAAAAAA.”

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He would still be hazy and not remember anything from the night before.

You would tell him everything he had said to you and he’d be like:😳😳😳😳

“I said all that? aaaa why do I have to be so embarrassing?”

“It’s ok bubs, it was cute!”

Wilbur

Just like Quackity, he is a talkative mess….

Chatting it up with every person you two cross paths with.

But when he’s drunk he’s also scary…

Not in an aggressive way.

But in a sense that it’s scary trying to guide this giant around while he’s wasted.

It’s like trying to keep a tree from falling down.

He also gets really stubborn and acts like a baby

“Wilbur we have to go.”

“NoooOooooOo…. I don’t WaNnA.”

“Wilbur….”

But eventually, you talk him into leaving, and you two jam to songs in the car.

Blasting your favorite music as you watch him lay all the way back in his seat and basically yell the lyrics….

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He’d wake up feeling tired yet surprisingly well.

“Goodmorning y/n! You look exhausted...”

“Yeah cuz I had to carry you’re 6′5 ass around all night!” 

“F u c k I’m soooo sorryyyy.....”

George

I feel like he would just get really flirty and be just so sweet.

Complementing you every 10 seconds

And kissing you every 5…

“Y/n gimmie a kiss kiss…”

“*Nose bleed*”

He just wants to show you all of his affection.

You two would spend the entire night cuddling and whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears.

And in the morning, you would sleep in till noon.

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He would have a little minor hangover.

Nothing too much, maybe just a headache.

“You fucker. Your so lucky you don’t have to deal with the pain of a real hangover.”

*george crying because his head hurts* “a real hangover...?”

Jschlatt

He would be kinda aggressive but in a cute way.

He would mistake you for someone else and shoo you away if you would try to kiss him.

“Get da fuck outta my face slut! I got a s/o!”

“Uhmm…. I am your s/o?”

If you were at a party it would be a hassle to get him to leave.

He’d be drunkenly dancing to whatever song was on regardless of if he liked it or not.

He’d beg you to let him stay and just act like a baby.

“Y/n… Your soo meann…. You neverr let me stayyy…”

And when he gets drunk…

He goes all the way….

Shot after shot after shot. Going crazy all over the place.

But once you get him to calm down

He’s really sweet

Holding you and praising you the entire night.

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He would have a sorta bad hangover but he would just joke all the way through it.

You would do anything he says to make him feel better.

“Hey ya know what you can do to help me?”

“What?”

“Suck my dick.”

“Ight bet.”

“Wait no y/n- I was joking- Y/N!”

Badboyhalo

He rarely ever gets drunk…

Like maybe once or twice a year...

But when he does…

He’s so fucking clueless about everything.

Once he even mistook rat for an actual rat!

“AaAaAA. wHAT IS tHAtttT!??”

“It’s rat?”

“AAAAAA A RAT?” 

He’s also really sweet when drunk too. 

He gets really clingy and won’t let you go for a second.

“Babe I have to go stream!”

“NooOOoOoOOoOo STayYAYyyayyYY.”

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He would get really bad hangovers because of the fact he rarely gets drunk.

You two would hold each other the whole day.

Only getting up for food, the bathroom, and you getting things for him.

You would stop him in his tracks if he tried to get up to get himself water.

“No babe let me go get it.”

“Thanks honey... What did I do to deserve you?”

“Everything...”