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surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. c; 

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Let it be known

that Meryl Streep was given possibly the greatest honor an actor can receive, and she used her speech not to thank the corrupt system of Hollywood, but to address social issues and bring awareness and truth to the millions of people watching. Don’t wash over this. This is big. This woman made an impact tonight.

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But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt

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Tina and Jimmy Jr. Kiss (01.06), (04.20), (06.07), (06.14), (07.06) (07.08)

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THEY KISSED YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!

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why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

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shoutout to bob’s burgers for doing an episode where linda got a job and bob got upset, not because his wife was going to be making money and he would not be supporting her, but because he missed her while she was gone. it wasn’t some bullshit about “but how will i take care of the kids” or “no i don’t want you to be independent,” it was just….. bob missed her bc she’s his best friend. 

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Hotline Burgers

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Controversial shipping asks

Ship that you have as an OTP: 🌹

Ship that you're indifferent to: 😑

Ship that makes you sad: 💔

Ship that you find disgusting: 💩

Ship that you find cute but don't ship: ✌

Ship that you secretly like: 💚

Ship that you used to have as an OTP: 💙

Ship that you find most sexy: 👅

Ship that you can never see happening: 👎

Ship that is canon but you don't ship: 💤

Ship that is unpopular but you still like: 💘

Ship that is taboo: 💦

Ship that pisses you off: 💣

Ship you're curious about: 👀

Ship that needs more love: 💖

Ship that is most misunderstood: 💢

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(cartoon by R J Matson)

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Shawn Mendes for Flaunt Magazine (December 2016).

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hey, so if yall didn’t know, i have a youtube channel and i actually uploaded today! c: i’m hoping to upload more now that i have my new phone and the phone has imovie on it and i have more time! so, check out my november faves. ;D