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what if our friendship transcended the horrors bestowed upon us, hm? what then?

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batfam’s choice of last resort surprise attacks in the heat of battle

jason: sudden and violent mental breakdown

dick: that thigh thing. uk what i’m referring to

tim: doxxing them

damian: bite. time to chomp

barbara: extreme emotional damage in the form of cutting remarks

cass: develops telekinetic abilities

steph: airhorn

duke: edm lights

bruce: *pulls out adoption papers*

thanks for listening :D

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Eye reference for some of the batfam

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What I need of the DPxDC "Bruce confuses Danny for one of his kids and accidentally kinda kidnaps him" is to have Danny's parents go absolute apeshit at someone taking their baby boy! their little guy! the most wonderful, most specialest boy ever!

and now whilst Bruce is just realising what's going on and trying to give Danny back, Jack and Maddie already went through half his rogues gallery looking for who could have taken their son! the villains are in shambles! the GCPD doesn't know if they are supervillains too since they are only targeting OTHER supervillains but anyway they Can Not Restrain Them

Danny sees that and just groans and sinks his head in his hands, defeated, and then hears all the cutesy names they are calling him with and wants to die (again) on the spot "our baby boy! our darling bombon! our little starlight!" (ok, he likes that one), "our sweet, sweet little boy!"

in the end, Danny is reunited with his parents, whom get fined for property damage and attacking cops (it was the cops' fault. acab), and they are hugging Danny and grumbling about the fine ("what did they expect? what parent wouldn't tear down the world for their child?" Jason, looking pointedly at Bruce: "yeah, what kind of AWFUL parent wouldn't?"), but they are understanding enough with Bruce, as it was a mix-up and Danny didn't say anything until later out of awkwardness (they judge his parenting if he cannot recognize he wasn't his kid. no matter that they cannot recognize Phantom as THEIR kid)

they leave, happy and relieved, and Bruce hopes they never really turn to supervillainy

once Jason finds out Maddie beat Joker to half an inch of his life (that clown is hard to kill!), he sneaks into their RV and adopts himself into their home. because i said so

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Dick: [looking at his phone] WHAT?! This is slander!

Jason: Something wrong?

Dick: Someone on Twitter just posted a picture of Red Robin and Nightwing titled "Twink and Twas"!

[Everyone laughing]

Tim: You know what, I'm going to take it as a win

Steph: Face it Dick, the people have spoken, you're officially old

Dick: I am NOT!

Damian: [makes a so and so gesture] Quite debatable

Jason: [snorts]

Dick: [squints at phone] Wait- this was posted from Central City- [gasp] Wally! How could he this to me?!

Duke: Uhh, where are you going?

Dick: [heading towards the door] Central City. I need to have some words with my traitor best friend

[Steph and Jason glance at each other]

Steph: Should we tell him that we hacked Wally's account?

Jason: Heck, no. You want to go follow him to Central and see the fallout?

Steph: Ooh yes~

[Jason and Steph leave]

Damian: [turns to duke] What exactly is a "twink"?

Duke: [chokes]

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top ten reasons why red is THE MOST BADASS trainer in the pokemon franchise NUMBER ONE he gets that man pregnant!!

green and red still have the energy and room for one more <3 that wish proves itself to be.. fruitful.

(yes this subject matter can possibly piss off some tumblr catholic. blacklist the pregnancy tag if this is not your thing or block me. thank you for your co-operation.)

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those videos of gymnastic coaches spotting kids training and literally catching them out of the air to avoid them slamming their head against the ground or shoving the crash mat under them so they don’t get clotheslined against the horizontal bars have Extreme early robin training vibes

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"you've earned it."

don't ask me which timeline this is I forgor. pretty sure this was back when Jason was *also* an acrobat.

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jason with his panties in a twist

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Rose in Catwoman #62: I just wanna focus on the mission.

Rose in Gotham War Red Hood: What mission? I'm sure there's time for us to have some fun, Jason...

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I don’t think Jack and Janet Drake were neglectful or spiteful or abusive… just inattentive. I think Tim was left to his own devices a lot as a child due to his parents careers. I mean when Tim travels the multiverse to find Batman before Gotham War (I can’t remember the name of the story line!) the first thing Tim does before he saves Bruce it to go find a version of his mom that is alive bc he misses her.

Before Tims dad was murdered by captain boomerang in Identity Crisis Tim mentions how his dad and him are working to repair their relationship. I think there’s a lot of nuance that goes into family dynamics and saying they’re neglectful feels kinda reductive and doesn’t allow for family dynamics to really be explored.

But also Tim Drake being chronically unsupervised and following Batman/Robin around Gotham City being a little stalker feels so right. No one can stop him from riding his bike/skateboard or taking the bus to go stalk Batman!! How did he get to Teen Titans Tower and Dick Grayson/Kori’s apartment from Gotham City? Doesn’t matter as long as he gets home before his parents got home from work!!

I just imagine that Tim was actually one of the most frustrating Robins to train bc he’s stubborn and thinks he’s the smartest person in the room and he doesn’t really listen? Like the kid who’s disrupting the class and the teacher can’t really discipline him because he’s already done his coursework and he gets good grades and is actually really polite?

I just imagine he’s not used to having a Robin who is so fiercely independent and wanting to prove himself so badly. Bruce doesn’t really know what to do so he has Alfred drop him off in Gotham for his first patrol and then Alfred just tails him and keeps an eye on him just in case.

Lord knows Timothy would not want to ask or accept any help necessary unless it gives him an essential tactical advantage.

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The water is too cold.

Dick held his hand under it, waiting for it to be at least lukewarm before he tried to get Tim in the bath. Speaking of - Tim wasn’t looking at him, instead staring impassively into middle distance. He didn’t react to Dick turning back to him. He’d been at least somewhat coherent when Dick hauled him through the window of the safe house, but that had quickly deteriorated.

“Tim? Tim, I’m going to start getting you out of your uniform, okay bud?” Tim blinked, slowly. It was a much of an answer as Dick was going to get.

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Tim after a particularly rough patrol