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❗️the ballad of never after spoilers❗️

i will never recover from the fact that jacks was straight up screaming when evangeline was killed like jacks, the prince of hearts, the fate who apparently feels nothing for her was screaming in agony over her body described as “the sort of raw grief that was only seen once a century” like?/!:?:! this was such a vast difference to the front he puts up consistently like my man really exploded with emotion the second evangeline was dying like i’ve still not processed it.

idgaf jacks, i don’t care about anyone jacks, i’m a fate not a pathetic human w emotions jacks- didn’t just cry, he screamed

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Cardan: no Jude, we can’t just go around killing everyone

Also cardan: GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE BITCH

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Jude: I am in charge of this disaster! 

Cardan: I have a name, you know.

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Cardan: Wouldn't it be sexy if you just ate off my bare chest?

Jude:

Jude: So you didn't wash the dishes?

Cardan: Not a single one.

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Even more TUA alignment charts

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The Alignment Charts Are Back!!

hope everyone missed these

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Klaus addressing himself whenever he enters a room:

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Dave: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Klaus: AS ENEMIES?! Dave:

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You ever think that Diego and Klaus ended up in a holding cell together at some point? Like one night in their early to mid 20s, Klaus is in there for something like public intoxication and Diego gets thrown in for interfering with a police investigation and they’re just stuck there together. Personally I headcanon that these are some of the only times they see each other between leaving the academy and showing up to the funeral.

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Klaus: I’m doing my best. Five: You’re not doing anything. Klaus: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.

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Klaus: Im gonna open a store called ‘DO IT!’

Klaus: It sells hair cutting scissors and dye, DIY tattoo kits, and power tools. Its only open between midnight and 5am

Five: Suppose he understands his market

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Five: I can only reverse time in an emergency

Klaus: *Looking at his corn dog on the floor* Five, please

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if tua s4 doesn’t end with klaus having his soldier boy with all of his memories back and them being alive and safe and in love and living peaceful lives then what is even the point

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Klaus + stories

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Some Umbrella Academy Alignment Charts To Mend Your Souls:

more alignment charts at my 2nd acc: @ur-fav-inactive-writer

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help im obsessed with making alignment charts