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he's free now

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

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If sonic was real you might look into a rat in a dumpster and not realize that is sonic living in his fucking house and you would throw garbage on top of him because that is what we do in this shitass wlrld

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Indri, the Witch of Wind and Stars and Mirara, the Witch of the Waning Moon

so ready for @worldsbeyondpod to give me psychic damage next week

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Knowing that Zara is a Celestial Warlock whose patron is her lover, and assuming Porter and Jace were fucking, I have decided that the reason Porter got close to Zara was so he could learn how to set up that sort of warlock contract post-deification with his boytoy

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was listening to the most recent fireside chat while driving to get takeout and i’m totally on brennan’s side drinking miso soup (and maybe using a clean finger to help) is perfectly normal. idk if he’d claim me tho.. my and my partner had to eat the food with tweezers from a nail care set because i forgot to ask for utensils

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Search up Hermitcraft inflation if you don’t believe me

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ik doc said he only wants to be shipped with rendog and all but this is my new otp based on the name alone. have they ever talked?

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The bad kids are an incredibly healthy and supportive friend group BUT OH MY GOD THEY SUCK AT COMMUNICATING!

Half of their problems would be solved if they talked to each other.

Fabian would GLADLY pay for Adaine's components and for Riz's tuition if they asked. He would even get his papa to change his trust fund conditions to include them. Or he would declare Riz and Adaine his nemesis.

They would figure out the reason for Fig's misfortune in a week max. They would march into hell, probably accompanied by both Gorthalax and Sandra Lynn, and demand to break whatever deal she made with whichever demon involved.

If Fabian even suggested he was lonely, the bad kids would organise sleepovers every night. He would circle between the Thistlesprings, the Gukgaks and the Mordred Manor. Lydia would pack him his own lunch.

Fig would immediately start promoting Cassandra's religion on all social media, and get her to thousand followers in a week. The rest of the bad kids would join without hesitation.

If Riz would finally admit the HUGE stress he is under, everyone, even Fig, would stop piling all the work on him and happily write their 10 page essays. They would convince him to see Jawbone, and enjoy his last years in high school. They would band together to find the rogue teacher within a day. They would make sure that Riz's resume is the most impressive CV that the universities have ever received.

They would all gather together to come up with music for Fig and Gorgug's new album. Fabian would choreograph their music videos, Adaine would come up with rhymes, Riz would bring a list of all their adventures, including motifs and connections made, to give her inspiration, Kristen would suggest to make parodies of classic camp songs from her old church.

Adaine would contact Aelwyn immediately to get dirt on Porter, to blackmail him. Gorgug would get permission for his MCAT exams by the end of the week.

And if she would stay on the phone a little longer and admitted how much she is struggling, Aelwyn would immediately return home along with her cats. Then she would drag her sister to Jawbone's door, and force her to give him the components list.

The problem is that even after all those years, after all those adventures, even after the forest of the nightmare king, they still each think of themselves as the weak link. As the person in the group that isn't allowed, doesnt deserve to take space, ask for help. Because they should be able to handle it on their own. Isn't that what adulthood is like?

They would abandon anything and everything to help someone else, as long as that person isn't themselves. As long as they dont have to show their amazing, incredible, powerful, and oh so compassionate friends how weak and imperfect they are in comparison.

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Now, for my first sermon.

Allow me to shepard you today, my sheep, as the prophet of a most deserving entity, the voice by which our goddess shall make her will manifest upon this world. It is my goal that our holy mission will be known coast to coast, then continent to continent, understood and followed by all. We live in a world ripe for her worship. People worldwide are looking for hope, for beauty, for something to look up to, and to find a purpose in their hard lives. So let us look up into her brilliance! Gaze, my people, into the future! Lose yourself in attempting to understand her devious whims! You are naught but the tiniest and most pathetic of creatures: weak and short-lived and capable of little more than understanding that you experience tragedies without solutions; it is through the memory of gods, through collectively becoming one with ideas that survive from one generation to the next, that we ascend into an immortal and blessed existence! Dedicate yourself to her. Commit acts of flagillation and humility, expense and word-bearing, to demonstrate your worship! What you bring to the church in action and material will allow a more loving world to be built, and your memory will live on through it.

Now pray for her benefit, my friends, and have a wonderful night.

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which minecraft trio is it?

featuring person #1

drawn with a red shirt and wavy fluffy blonde hair

extremely extroverted

a bit of a prankster

good at bringing other cc’s together

commonly headcannoned as an “avian”

the main character of SO MUCH fanfiction

#2

black suit with white shirt and red tie

freakishly tall irl

a little sheepish

joined a big server when they were 17

had a very fun but unsuccessful election campaign

associated with fast japanese music (is this just me?)

very distinct speech patterns (again this might just be me)

and #3

drawn with green shirt and straight fluffy brown hair

often drawn with yellow flowers

says lots of accidental innuendos (dyslexic)

likes first person shooters

used to be surprisingly good at a sport

really likes a particular minecraft animal

can infodump so much about their favorite media

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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

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the lords of the wing talking to their grandfather (he’s not dead, he lives in the sky) for adrian/liam as part of @d20exchange ! but if anyone else out there wishes to do anything with it, be my guest. have a safe lulling, merry christmas, and happy birthday to fig :)

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Oh man you guys weren't kidding about the Twitter refugees with empty blogs. Spooky