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Day off

Got inspired by Flopifalopi's drawing, loved it so muchhhhhh

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I promise im not dead im just burnt and this piece is pissing me off so have the wip incase i never finish it

Boyfriend told me to draw him on a toilet as a joke and i lowkey went way too hard on it... lil crapper cover art lmfao

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 🚽  //  OOC

WORKING ON THE HC AND FIC REQUESTS I SWEAR (should send more btw... im open to non jean loo requests and rarepairs)

HOWEVER....... I'm craving drawing my favourite looser so you should send jean loo doodle requests so i can practice drawing him

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HI ADMIN HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD DAY AND DOING WELL, THAT'S ALL, MUCH LOVE!! ☺️🩵

  THANK YOU! This blog has made my days brighter but OH MY GOD MY INBOX IS FLOODED 💔

  Gonna try to get through all the asks for ooc today! So look out for some headcanons and fics perhaps...

  Love from admin!

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Jean Loo I hope the tapeworm that was living in my asshole that got shat out in you will love you just as much as I do

  You are disgusting. Never contact Jean Loo again!

  Do you hear that? Your own toilet is disgusted by you. Shoo!

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Come home the kids miss you

  Quoi ?? Un enfant? Non non non non— Lil Crapper would never have a child. He hates babies, and children all come from babies— non! You have the wrong toilet, masieur!

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HIIIIII JEAN LOOOOOOO!!! Can we have a sleepover where we paint each others nails? (I’m definitely gonna draw this btw)🫶

  Jean Loo ponders your question after getting over the initial shock.

  As long as we can crap durring this soirée pyjama he supposes he would be open to that

  But only blue on my nails! Lil Crapper has a brand to maintain mon chou!

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Jean Loo, I’m aware that you don’t like thinking about what object you are (can’t say I blame you tbh), and I know that your stage name Lil’ Crapper is supposed to be like cool rapper, but…you do know crapper is another word people use for toilet, right?

  Jean Loo scoffs and rolls his eyes at you.

  Jean Loo would not expect a lowly normie such as yourself to understand the complexities of modern slang and cool stage names. Lil Crapper is my perfect artist persona! Do not insult Lil crapper again.

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Hi, Jean! I know you've been trying valiantly to prepare me for a crap battle, but I unfortunately just can't get it right :( I completely freeze up every time I try to think of a rap!

Unfortunately I know this means I won't be getting that date (even though I want it horribly 💔), but will you allow me to at least stick around?

~🕹️

  Although he is insulted at your utter lack of crapping (note: cool rapping) abilities... Jean Loo supposes he can let you stick around to whitness his swag!

  Just do not be too noisy, oui? Jean Loo has new tracks to write! And can not let lowly wannabe crappers (note: cool rappers) distract him.

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Hey Loo!!! May I call you "Loo"?

Anyway, hey Loo, how sick a beat do I gotta drop to give you a smooch on the cheek?

  Jean Loo is iffy about this nickname but will allow it for now...

  As for your... proposal... it must be one of the sickest beats he has ever heard! Not just anyone can earn such a luxury.

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JEAN LOO I NEED YOU SO BAD WHY DO YOU HATE MEEEE IM A BAD CRAPPER BUT IM GOOD AT OTHER STUFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  Good at other stuff? Pah! You expect to earn the respect of Lil Crapper with anything other than your crapping (note: cool rapping) skills?

  How can you truly need Lil Crapper when you can not even put forth the necessary skill and effort of his favourite activity, eh?

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Helloooooo handsome 👅👅 lil crapper I'm your number one fan bro i love you in allll the ways bbg

  Jean Loo looks to you with an expression that is part unamused and part embarassingly repulsed.

  Jean Loo is not swayed by your flirtatious advances - he is much harder to woo than that.

  Come again when you have more respect for Lil Crapper! Perhaps he will allow you to show your crapping (note: cool rapping) skills.

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do not kiss him, he has bad breath he will cry yet another render LOL, I really enjoyed doing this one actually, all of his components kind of hurt my head though........................ dont ask whats happening with the toilet seat in the back i couldnt figure it out so just ignore it and focus on his gorgeous face instead :)

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I love you so much jean loo ☹️☹️☹️ ur such a sillay man

  Jean Loo looks at you with a slightly embarrassed and shy expression, although clearly trying to hide it.

  Jean loo appreciates his fans, but try and tone it down masieur. He has an image to uphold...

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how do you feel about people calling you skibity toilet????

  Greatly offended! Does no one respect Jean Loo and all the wonderful things he does for you! Not just anyone could deal with all the shit you put him through, you know!

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i love you jean loo sign my bicep plzplzplz

  Aha! An adoring fan! Why, of course he can! Just this once, however, for his signature will be worth millions very soon!

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Jean Loo, can I give you a hug?

  Jean Loo is flattered by your request, but he is not so easy! Not just anyone can earn the closeness and respect required for such an act of intimacy!