jedediahmason

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minecraft canner

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having archaic sex with my gender differentiated wife

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In Terra Ignota there's a whole subset of society whose nickname for god is Mike and theyre dead serious about it

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9A: did Bridger ever read The Odyssey?

Mycroft: yes I read it to him... why?

9A: lmao

don't worry about it babe

Mycroft: okay ❤️

yay ❤️

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In the TV adaptation of Terra Ignota, Hobbes just wanders into the scene sometimes holding a book and telling Mycroft "Hey. You hear about this women's suffrage stuff? Fascinating. Anyway. I have a thought about fiber optics." and only Mycroft can see him.

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Man i wish my live-in friend group weren't all members of a Japanese car-making conglomerate, I need someone to speak Latin with

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cis ppl are like "ugh how am i supposed to remember which name to call you its too complicated" and then name their kids jehovah epicurus donatien d'arouet J.E.D.D. jed tai-kun xiao hei wang jagmohan t.m. micromegas mike ἄναξ porphyrogene mason MASON

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minecraft canner

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i thought the "miku from your country" trend was cute, so of course i had to make mikus for a few of my favorite sci-fi "not a country, but not not a country" political entities

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Carlyle foster please come to my house for dinner. I will treat you so nicely and not mindbreak you at all. we can have orzo and maybe do light cuddling