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I'm not a cester, nor an anti cester but I find the whole concept of this blog very amusing. :D

Fear Jedsus

But love him too.

Jedsus welcomes you to his kingdom, pure one.

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FOLLOWERS OF JEDSUS, DO NOT FEAR, FOR THE BIBLE HAS RETURNED:

The bible spent 1 month in solitude praying for the sinners of this world. Rejoice for we have returned to spread the words of Jedsus.

Let us bond as brothers and sisters.

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THE JEDWARD BIBLE

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it's not a question of if there ever was. It's when did it start.

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Say the holy prayer children:

Our John, who art in Edward, Hallowed be thy cest, In him you come,  Thy cest be done On earth as it is on Planet Jedward. Give us this day our daily cest And forgive us our incest-ness As we forgive those who anti-cest Against us And lead the twins into temptation Because we are incredibly evil. Amen.

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Child, how do we put this.

Of course there's 2 faces.

It's two people. It'd be weird being 1 faced... 

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Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's my first confession. I wished Satan a happy birthday. I only wanted to be nice, even to him, but surely it was wrong.

You were being nice.

Showing mercy is not a bad asset young one.

But avoid being tempted by Kievil.

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The day of darkness has passed. Rejoice.

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Be this a sin?

Kievil has corrupted you.

Do not take so much pride in yourself young one.

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Today it is Satan's birthday, aka Kevin Grimes.

We do not celebrate this child.

We must remain silent until the evil has passed.

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Attention followers of Jedsus:

Jedsus' son shall come to earth soon. He will need followers, 12 Apostle's to be precise. Message me your confessions or submit your prayers. Jedsus' son will pick his Apostle's.

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the cest prayer

a creation from The Cesty Place chatroom

Our John, who art in Edward, Hallowed be thy cest, In him you come, Thy cest be done On earth as it is on Planet Jedward. Give us this day our daily cest And forgive us our incest-ness As we forgive those who anti-cest Against us And lead the twins into temptation Because we are incredibly evil. Amen.

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Ahh

They're praying

As should all of you.

Pray to Jedsus

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Ahh beautiful, the desendants of the great one froloking with his creations.

Beautiful.

I gave this drawing Edward at the concert in Berlin (19.01.2012) and he was sooooo happy about it! *_*