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Tell me why we haven’t formed a bond as Aussie men, huh? I find this to be a travesty. Feel like we could actually just add you to 5SOS. Can you play the Triangle? @ayyelordi​

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GG: Why not? I thought you and little lukey didn't like anyone?

Luke5SOS: camila's my friend..haven't y'all heard of guys and gals being pals? because..that's literally all we are, nothing more to it. but i dunno why you wanna bring her into it, @GG.

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GG: Have you shown it to Camila? I'd hate for anything to come out about her and maybe hurt her. What about you? Do you want to hurt her?

Luke5SOS: hey now......don't go bringing her into this, the fuck, @gg?

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GG: If you don't flaunt it, you don't got it. I don't make the rules Lucas.

Luke5SOS: who says i don't flaut it, i've been walking around naked all week @GG

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GG: Oh so there is no one here you or your little lukey have feelings for?

Luke5SOS: LITTLE LUKEY....EXCUSE ME. @GG

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GG: Lucas, you've been awful quiet. We should talk about your little crush ;)

Luke5S0S: CRUSH????? this is news to me @GG

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text message 📲 mila. 🤩

mila: for the pure reason of being sexy

mila: but it's also just who i am. mila mean morrone.. floats nicely don't you think ??

mila: fuck no. have you met my dogs ??? i mean i know you have. but their cuddles are top notch. you? close. but not close enough. a phrase that works for many things

mila: i mean they just don't have it in them. the ambition may be there but they will in fact never succeed. i feel sorry for them. but also thrive in knowing i've nailed it.

luke: but am i sexy because i'm NICE?

luke: oh yeah, way better than your name originally, might as well go legally change it!!!

luke: THIS IS THE WORST THING ANYBODY HAS EVER SAID TO ME. FRIENDSHIP WITH MILA ENDED. NO HEARTBREAK I'VE EXPERIENCED HURTS AS MUCH AS THIS DOES.

luke: speaking of nailing, can i nail you later in celebration of the new song being out

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Luke5SOS: stream complete mess or we will show up at your house in the middle of the night and..do stuff idk

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COMPLETE MESS | 5 Seconds of Summer (2022)

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thomasdohertylights​:

Yeah … kinda avoiding Tom at the moment before I really blow up. Somethin’ told me to worry about this trip. That it came way too out of nowhere, but now I guess I know why.

You’re avoidin’ Tom? I would ask why but..think I kind of caught onto that -- you need me to throw hands? I’ve got a decent left hook. Yeah, this is all very..badly timed. I’m sorry, mate.

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text message 📲 mila. 🤩

mila: oh my god you can use the shirt i left to wipe your tears

mila: PFT i just wanted to know if you considered me a better cuddler than your dog since you obviously think you're better than mine 🥲

mila: see ???? exactly what i thought. yeah i think i've truly nailed the teaching technique and now to finish a lesson in the best possible way

luke: why are you so mean to me

luke: its hot but still

luke: i mean you're a very close second like..petunia has you beat by maybe an inch or so. and its a fact i'm wayyyy better than yours

luke: nobody can clearly ever beat you and your level of mastery and if they tried, they'd fail

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thomasdohertylights​:

You sexy fuck. What’s up?

Oh, y’know...just watching everything burst into flames yet again.

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text message 📲 maude. 🥸

maude: i live to serve

maude: now is your turn

luke: what do you call bulls when they fall asleep?

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dvelycamrns​:

Bold of you to assume I am a normal human being.

You’re a bird, actually. A literal bird.

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dvelycamrns​:

Ew.

Can you just say you miss me like a normal human being?

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dvelycamrns​:

Who are you?

Your worst nightmare.

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text message 📲 mila. 🤩

mila: oh no are your feelings hurt 💀

mila: would you say i'm a better cuddler than petunia then huh 👀

mila: if that's what you /really/ want hemmings.. you call the shots 🙃🥲

luke: YES IM CRYING REALLY HARD RN.

luke: .....don't bring her into this she's an innocent bystander

luke: ok that was a lie i do not in fact want to cancel the guitar appointment because i quite like them ending in the whole us being naked thing