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you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits
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tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:
if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"
if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"
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average episode of british children鈥檚 television
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12 Days of Medieval Illuminations. Today, 11 medieval suns. (Getty Museum)
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Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke
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