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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#The Heir of Forbidden + Forgotten + Bisexual + Fire#I would absolutely read that just to find out what the FUCK they're talking about.#This title is especially funny since housemate wanted a + one and didn't get one. xD#Meanwhile the wheel was like ''have all of them.'' to me.
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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✨ icymi: i'm moving next month! ✨
in light of this, i've re-opened my commissions! five (5) slots only to begin with, although i might be able to open for more down the road - i just want to start small for now!
let me draw your character, your pet, your fursona, your tav, your WoL, your ship, your favourite animal, your favourite creature - basically, if i can look at a reference of it and/or you can describe it for me, i can draw it for you :')
turnaround is minimum 2 weeks, just because i'll be doing these around my job and i have to prioritise tattoos - your patience is appreciated <33
my £5 pokemon commissions will also be open indefinitely, for folks who would like something small and quick without breaking the bank!
thanks in advance folks! 💖
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Daily Jasper. He showed me his belly while petting him for the first time! And he was purring!
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he's free now
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The sheer exhilaration of finding a Sharpie while tidying up.
There's nothing like it.
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Fortune Teller Studying a Book of Necromancy (1847)
— by Clémentine Dondey
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“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)
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