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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!
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kissing my gf goodbye as i walk outside where the sun has yet to rise all to stand in the middle of traffic for an hour and then come home. plus it is raining #therain. didn’t want to #myrain because it is everybody’s rain
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nothing scarier than an ex-hyperfix actor showing up unexpectedly. lying on the couch and jeffrey dean morgan jumpscare in my moms show. leave me alone freddie mercury youre supposed to be dead
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kissing my gf goodbye as i walk outside where the sun has yet to rise all to stand in the middle of traffic for an hour and then come home. plus it is raining #therain. didn’t want to #myrain because it is everybody’s rain
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How it feels commenting on a mutuals post like a grandma and fumbling the interaction

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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport
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summer camp day one search history
in charge of 16 middle schoolers on monday. does any one know fun icebreakers that aren’t lame
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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some teachers will give the most boring lessons in the most boring manner and then be surprised and mad when kids would rather talk to each other than listen
#like yes they’re being disrespectful but they’re kids you gotta meet them somewhere.#why are we trying to teach 6yos programming. whose decision was this#vees train of thought
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if I can be so fr with you guys one of my biggest peeves on here is when a blogger gets big for having Good Takes(TM) about a particular topic and then feels the need to start addressing every question that gets lobbed at them with the same amount of authority even when it's quite obviously wildly out of their range of knowledge, which is why I try to curve anons who think I know things I could not possible have and also why I'm always reminding you guys that I am dumb as rocks just generally. and this is a communal effort so if you ever see me running my mouth acting like I know shit about fuck, you have my permission to get my ass.
#have experienced this. not much recently. but don’t come to me to solve all your problems#why would you do that
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i worry when people follow me after only seeing a single post. where's your inquisitive nature? what if i suck?
#people will follow me for one popular post then get jumpscared by dream smp#brother it was on the tin
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this cat in glasses is trapped in the sun staring silently pleadingly out hoping for release from her yellow prison
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1 month until dsmp is half a century old btw
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