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Maybe the girl who did ballet just wasn't into punks. Like those are two very different lifestyles so maybe she just didn't feel like they were a good fit. Why are we automatically assuming ballet girl has a superiority complex? She's not the one who wrote a diss track about the whole thing
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Honestly at this point it's my uterus's fault for still holding out hope
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this website is so fascinating bc it sees itself as the last bastion of intellectualism on the internet and then its users think cigarettes get you high and have never heard of bob dylan
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Like why is everything so sharp and pointy!!! I get new shoes and they feel different and it's so upsetting that I get a stomachache. I face a mildly frustrating problem and it feels like my heart is being ripped out. I lose sleep thinking about whether the ashes I poured water on might still be smoldering. Everything is big and bulky in my brain. Everything feels like it's trying to wriggle under my skin. I hate it!!!
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It just shouldn't all be this hard, you know? Other people feed themselves and sleep and go to work and it's all okay for them. I feel like I suck at being a person
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reading about military rations and im sorry its funny that vegan and vegetarian rations exist . how did you get there ideologically
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talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.
#oh I did this so much!!!#around 2nd or 3rd grade I discovered the concept of writing my own fictional stories on paper and I stopped doing it#If you know a kid who does this a lot you should seem if they seem interested in writing because that might scratch an itch for them
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Fossil Fish Teapot by Bruce Gholson, Bulldog Pottery, Seagrove, NC
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I've been so fucking miserable and unwell the last couple weeks but tomorrow I'm back on the road and I literally cannot wait. I need it so bad. It's like my brain is playing fifty TVs at full volume all the time and then the second I hit the highway everything just goes quiet. Like everything else just falls away and all that matters is finding food and gas and grabbing a bottle of shitty wine from a drugstore and getting the shitty motel remote to work and praying my shitty car will start in the morning and that there's no creeps hanging around when I go to the ice machine.
It's like microdosing on adrenaline to make all the silly little worries look small in comparison. Giving my brain something to do, an excuse to say "I don't need to worry about that other shit right now because right now I just need to get to point B safely."
#genuinely don't know if I will ever be able to live in one place more than a few months#i get so weird and insane and these little road trip interludes reset me every time
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Building a case that Mr. Dick Fagot Senior was the only thing preventing 9/11 up til that point. Al Qaeda found out he was dead, and they sighed in relief
Once a month or so I think of this grave I saw for Dick Fagot Senior, who died just days before 9/11

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its it's important to lie in bed and make yourself as scared as possible all the time
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Everyday people wake up and post shit like "I hate AI because now I can't mindlessly absorb all the information I see online anymore! I miss when everything on the internet was true."
#''this result is unreliable and now I can't trust google's snippets anymore!''#you were trusting those before????
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Once a month or so I think of this grave I saw for Dick Fagot Senior, who died just days before 9/11

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I love when google maps warns me about a speed trap up ahead I think more apps should help you get away with crimes
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