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Big fan of the way Cronenberg movies maintain a constant air of eroticism regardless of what's currently happening. Someone could be doing their taxes and you will get the sense that it was filmed by someone with a fetish for doing taxes.

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Every 60s drag queen is named like "Miss Roberta Silk" or "Madame Dubois" and every modern drag queen is named like "Ima Fuckim"

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I knew Teslas were stupid dumbass cars pretty early on because there was a dealership at the fancy mall I worked at so I went in one time and asked to sit inside because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I immediately noticed that it did not have a rear window. It was just solid car, no window in the back at all.

So I asked the employee about it and he goes "You don't need one! There's a camera!" and I was like okay. I need to go now.

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The NBA finally did something right! Congrats to the GOAT🫡

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In the year 2056 Taylor Swift is going to be fresh off her third divorce and release an album about how she's learned how to be happy without a relationship and this will be presented as if she is the first person to ever learn this

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In tears rn cuz they didn’t have cocaine in the Roman republic and I just know those senators would’ve loved coke

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People on this site are regularly saying stuff like "You think THAT'S camp? You would cry at a John Waters movie 🤣" and yet you all continue to give off the vibes of someone who has never seen any John Waters movies. So my question is...

Hairspray is separate because I know most of you are theatre kids and you're not getting out of this that easy.

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I gotta be honest if one of you told me that jerma is a fictional character like Hatsune Miku I would probably believe you. I know nothing about that man

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The male loneliness epidemic is really just several other epidemics that MRA types are shoving into one hat. "I can't talk about my emotions without being called gay!" That's not misandry that's homophobia. "Girls don't talk with guys like they do with other girls!" Yeah cuz they're scared you'll be a creep if they're too nice to you. That's misogyny. "I don't have enough places to go out and meet people!" Yeah dude that affects everyone. Imagine how many fewer safe places you would have if you weren't a straight white guy. Like you're identifying actual problems that exist and then twisting it around like you're the primary victim of those issues when objectively you are not.

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It's so baffling to watch my brother make travel plans. He plans things based on what he thinks will be the most enjoyable. He flies on the days that are most convenient for him and rents a car if the public transit won't be up to snuff. He looks up nice restaurants and chooses them based on quality and not on price.

And I'm over here like okay how many loads of laundry can I do this month if I have to pay the fees required to get coins in the local currency?

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

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you cant complain about anything on this website like you could make a post like "i hate cheap toilet paper" and like 500 people will reblog your post then someone will reblog and say something snide like "ugh, you can tell OP has never been poor and only been able to afford cheap toilet paper" and then someone else will go "this is cheap toilet paper slander and i wont stand for it" then another will send an anon asking if cheap toilet paper did something problematic

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men’s blogs be like “a place for my thoughts” and it’s all just fucking porn

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super curious! and to be clear, this is about type of content (ex. rating, tropes, etc.) than about fandom—

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The Red Hot Chili Peppers to me are like a Corona. Do I always reach for a Corona? No. Do I get regular Corona cravings? Not really. But when I'm at the beach and someone offers me a Corona? I'm taking it. The RHCP belong in the exact same circumstances as Coronas. The overlap of situations where they are suitable is a circle.

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It's so crazy to me when I talk to someone who has yet to develop the concept that "I don't like thing" and "thing is bad" are not the same. Like there are whole ass adults walking around who don't get this. There are people with careers and families and houses who think a movie is bad because they didn't like it. What do you even say to those people