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*Cries for the two beautiful boys in front of her*

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I can’t believe the fakeness that is being displayed before me

~Isabella

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keith: [bolts up in bed] oh my god

lance: [sleepily] what…

keith: i’m an alien

lance: yeah? so?

keith: and i abducted shiro

lance:

lance: …please…go back to sleep

keith: my bike was a ufo, lance. lance, it was literally a ufo

lance: keith please–

keith: it was an alien abduction, lance

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🚨 The FCC plans to kill net neutrality on December 14 🚨

It’s real simple: ISP lobbyists are pushing the FCC to kill net neutrality so phone and cable companies can block apps, slow down websites, and charge fees to control what you see and do online.

Our only chance is congressional pressure and legislative action. But we need grassroots support. Tell your representatives that you support “Title 2” rules and ask for their help protecting a free and open internet.

Go to Battle For The Net to be connected to your congresspeople. 

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Plagg: Hey kid, why don’t you ask pigtail girl to go to the movies with you?

Plagg: You need a partner for your project, right? Why not pigtail girl?

Plagg: Pigtail Girl is good at video games. You should invite her over sometime.

Plagg: ADRIEN I’M HUNGRY let’s go to pigtail girl’s bakery?

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Most Musicals: its all fun and games until the 2nd act starts

Dear Evan Hansen: downhill from the moment Evan opens his mouth

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George Washington: *cant find Alexander Hamilton in a crowd*

George Washington, cupping hands: SON, I NEED YOU ALIVE!

Alexander Hamilton, knocking over 30 people: Call me sOn oNE MORE TIME

George Washington: found him

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keith: [bolts up in bed] oh my god

lance: [sleepily] what…

keith: i’m an alien

lance: yeah? so?

keith: and i abducted shiro

lance:

lance: …please…go back to sleep

keith: my bike was a ufo, lance. lance, it was literally a ufo

lance: keith please–

keith: it was an alien abduction, lance

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When PaintTool Sai is too expensive for you so you rely on your instincts

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Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

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Evan Hansen:”I’m using the suicide of my classmate to improve my life and other’s uwu”

JD:”Oh so when HE does i—“

Veronica:”Not the same thing”

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☆ﾟ..ﾟ☆ MAGIC ZODIAC☆ﾟ..ﾟ☆ 

Aries: Strength Potion Taurus: Turn of Fate Potion Gemini: Anxiety Free Potion Cancer: Healing Potion Virgo: A Glimpse to the future Potion Leo: Make Amends Potion Libra: Hex breaker Potion Scorpio: Love Potion Sagittarius: Mind Strength Potion Capricorn: Relax Potion Aquarius: Blessing Potion Piscis: Protection Potion

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DUDE REAL QUICK ABOUT LUKA COUFFAINE (very messy)

Like what the fck I fkcng just had a dream about Luka meeting Marinette and like what the fck, Luka has gotten into my dreams, I seriously am too addicted to this…

So the dream was (as I remember it) it was like a crowded school hallway and I think I was there too

Oh yeah, I was… I think I was with Mari too but like it’s hard to remember okay!! I just woke up to a panic about gawd damn Luka invading my dreams!

So like then I was like walking and I bumped into someone and when I looked it was a guy with blond hair and was wearing a black hoodie thing or whatever, it was a black outfit…

Now that I think about it was it me or Mari who bumped into him… I feel like it was me okay

So like then I (or Mari, maybe I was seeing her perspective) said sorry and then he said it’s okay

So in our point of view we only saw like half of his face so like we saw he had a blue eye but then the beautiful btch turned and we saw his eyes were hetecromania! His other eye, the left one, was gold and I was like oh sht oh fck he’s gawd damn cute and he had a hairstyle similar to Adrien!!

So like this I remember clearly was like me PUSHING Marinette to talk to him and they had a cute little small talk with Luka low key flirting with Mari and by gawd was that sht fckng adorable

But then suddenly he had to leave but before that Mari asked him his name and he replied:

“Luka, my name is Luka.”

Btch my heart leapt out of my chest fangirling then I woke up and like duuuude sht could that be how Luka looks likes? Do I have some sort of predicting power or some sht?

Bottom line is I’m too excited for Luka to come that I EVEN HAD A DREAM ABOUT IT HIM GAWD DAMN BOI

MLB BRING US LUKA RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN’T GAD DAMN WAIT!!

Sorry for the language, I do not intend to offend anyone.

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*Hamilton becomes a children’s book*

Alexander green-eggs and ham

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MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE

No hetero tho