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✰ LET'S GO TEAM VILLIES!!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

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I love that Past Life is just the season of menaces and wet cats

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

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top 3 scars imho

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I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

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found out i wasn't born with any skills and the things i'm actually good at are the things i do a lot and didn't quit on. this sucks

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environmental storytelling

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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I love when people say a post “broke containment”. It brings to mind a row of green tubes filled with slime from which the occasional shambling lab experiment emerges to run down the hall butt naked shouting about Hamilton mpreg or 9/11 or whatever this hellsite likes

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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this is what i sent

this is what i got

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idk i just really want everyone to know about the word vermiculation

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a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight

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Villains base from Past Life ep 4

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does my gay little dance

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if you are a normal sized human being who overdrafts at the bank youd have to pay a fee or fine but if your a giant you'd pay a fo or fum