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Edward talking to Carlisle after Port Angeles

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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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infantry and adultery sound like they'd be opposites but they're in fact completely unrelated

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my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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Why does every therapist tell me that I’m so bright and confident and articulate, can you please help me deal with the gaping hole in my chest

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“People suck”

Okay but what about the person who brought this injured dragonfly to a wildlife rehabber

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been eating leftover mashed potatoes for a couple of meals and just realized after finishing a bowl i could put cheese on it. cheesy potatoes. what a concept!!

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The first dream of his soul.

Will and Tessa by @cassandraclare

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idk how to say this politely anymore but if your partner says or does something to hurt you even 1% of the time that's too much. you don't get to pretend you're practicing self love if you continue to stay in a relationship you have to justify just bc you're in love with them. i'm tired of telling my friends and acquaintances that they deserve only love and respect and only getting excuses. sorry i'm venting but the amount of people who are aghast that my partner has never once hurt me in any capacity speaks volumes. everyone deserves a partner like that. i'm sick of saying it!!

If even one more of my friends mentions even one thing their dumbass partners say to them... I'm gonna LOSE it