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huzzah for Will Turner Wednesday

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Honestly I’m a canon x oc supporter till I die. SUE ME!!! Anyways im actually so proud of this

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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reminds me of the classic

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If even one more of my friends mentions even one thing their dumbass partners say to them... I'm gonna LOSE it

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pre-reveal shenanigans my beloved

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Actually it's even worse than that because they only have those paltry facsimiles of games that plague the app stores. Youtube and netflix want to be the app stores so fucking bad it's unreal. Why

Why in the fuck is discord giving me quests. You are not a videogame.

Like youtube and netflix, it has joined the platforms that so badly wanna be games. They all wanna be steam so fucking bad it's unreal.

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you're telling me that Bella "Simulates Killing Herself To Feel Something" Swan doesn't adopt a substance abuse problem after Edward leaves??? You're telling me Bella "Take My Soul, I Don't Want It Without You" Swan isn't a crossfaded mess when Alice comes to find her? That her hands don't shake from a comedown on the plane to Volterra, that she doesn't throw up in the stolen car ride through italy, that she's not absolutely sick as a DOG staring down the vampire government? That Edward's heart doesn't completely shatter realizing that her room smells like stale beer and weed smoke as he carries her up to her bed, that he never finds a stash of Charlie's muscle relaxers in her dresser drawer and absolutely freaks out? That the entirety of Eclipse shouldn't be about Bella struggling to kick her habit and struggling not to replace her addiction to substances with her addiction to Edward and struggling against his really puritanical ideas about Resisting Urges and having Self Control?

Pah.

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Why in the fuck is discord giving me quests. You are not a videogame.

Like youtube and netflix, it has joined the platforms that so badly wanna be games. They all wanna be steam so fucking bad it's unreal.

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Twilight as Tweets

- Part 2

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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I hate that they made my boy Edward Cullen rude to Shelly Cope in the film. Edward Cullen would never do that

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nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them