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Jemma Prophet writes things. She should probably be writing the things right now. This is her Tumblr.
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jemmaprophet · 6 days ago
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Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.
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jemmaprophet · 10 days ago
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Just to make a point, every time I finished a panel of this I would export it as a PNG on the perceptual setting and use it as a color reference for the next panel
IT'S BAD
PLEASE CHECK YOUR COLOR SETTINGS
EDIT: If you're still having problems, it might help to switch from "Save/Save as" to "Export (as a) Single Layer". Just. Make SURE the box labeled "Expression Color" is set to RGB. I've been messing with this all day, and it looks like this combination of settings will allow exported PNGs to maintain their colors perfectly. To you. So far both Discord and Toyhouse still only display desaturated images and I cannot for the life of me figure out why
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jemmaprophet · 10 days ago
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Hey. Computer procurement professional who worked in this field through the pandemic supply chain crisis here.
If you are in the US and you think you may need a new computer in the next few years, I'd recommend trying to grab one in a Memorial Day sale if you can.
Every weekend from now until Memorial Day I'll be posting about computers that are good deals on @okay-computer
I just had a sourcing experience that isn't a reason to panic, but that did remind me very strongly of pandemic sourcing and since one of the big quarterly US sale dates is coming up this may be a good time to assess your hardware needs.
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jemmaprophet · 11 days ago
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LILO AND STITCH (2002) Dir. Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois
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jemmaprophet · 11 days ago
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jemmaprophet · 11 days ago
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my siblings in sin please hear me when i say All Chaps Are Assless. that is what makes them chaps. if they had an ass they'd be pants.
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jemmaprophet · 11 days ago
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jemmaprophet · 11 days ago
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jemmaprophet · 11 days ago
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Things I’ve seen and done working in a library as part of my internship that was slightly weird and make me admire everyone working in a public library:
- a guy bringing in a jug of milk, which while not too weird did have all of us going ?????
- the Fake Service Dog Incident
- threats to the library because of the Fake Service Dog Incident
- children bringing in bikes and being told to put them on the bike rack outside
- parents refusing to listen or parent their children until one of us comes over and asks them not to hit each other with the foam blocks
- I did three programs in a day once (toddler and baby based) and now I thoroughly admire teachers, youth librarians, and the lady that goes around just doing the baby and toddler classes all day
- people wanting me to log into their email
- people wanting me to do applications for them
- people not knowing how to log off a computer
- the printer works fine, but even then I wound up in there for an hour and a half helping people print
- having a guy try to grab his video game holds from my hands before I had a chance to scan them out for him
- made a child cry while just looking at them. Had to bring out the puppets to make her happy.
- pretty sure I was a few babies first introduction to People of Color given the area I was in was very white and the babies and parents did not stop staring at me
- worked on a project that was run by a very obviously queer historian and got to see old WWII ammo shells that were made into vases
Anyway support your public libraries and go to them because sometimes fun shit happens at them
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jemmaprophet · 14 days ago
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Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
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jemmaprophet · 16 days ago
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“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 
Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon
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jemmaprophet · 17 days ago
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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it
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jemmaprophet · 17 days ago
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jemmaprophet · 17 days ago
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Orphaned sheep going on patrol with the dog it learned the behavior from would make her Sheep Robin I’m pretty sure.
So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.
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jemmaprophet · 20 days ago
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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jemmaprophet · 21 days ago
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My mom got phished in an EXTREMELY refined scam that pretty much anyone could fall for-- basically her account was already pre-hacked and they spoofed the bank's number exactly, called her pretending there was fraud, and read back legitimate and fake transactions and personal info so she wouldn't suspect they weren't the bank. Then discouraged her from logging in claiming the account was locked so they could investigate the fraud-- all so she wouldnt catch them making massive purchases using her stolen info.
We have the same boss and when she told him what happened he recommended she call the bank directly, so she did and they managed to catch it in time before $20k of transactions went through. Very scary
I guess the lesson here is never ever answer your phone, I love that fraud is so rampant an entire form of mass communication is now useless
ANYONE can fall for phishing scams- my mom is extremely smart and we discuss common scams that target her age demographic and she still fell for this. If it happened to me I may have fallen for it too. Always be careful!
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jemmaprophet · 22 days ago
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always remember, friend,
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now go in peace
This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.
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