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Fitted sheets are the USBs of bedding. There’s only 2 orientations, but it takes three tries to line up with the orientation of the bed.

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Frozen grape and chilled water results in this. Via u/Im-a-pshycho.

Friends, follow me on instagram as I’ll be posting more on there: instagram.com/sixpenceee

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These are great 😁 #lart by @fajarekas on insta

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You forgot the blueberries.

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“Will you go on the worst date ever with me?” ⇢ "Amy Santiago, will you marry me?”

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Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

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YOU are invited to my POOL PARTY!!! 🏊💦🎉

venue: ☢️ CHERNOBYL NUCLEAR REACTOR COOLING POND ☢️

RSVP ASAP!!!!!!

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I only drink free-range, organic water

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one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy

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Héctor still being a lovestruck gentleman, even while Imelda still believes he’s a cad. 

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Christmas village display ideas https://youtu.be/dPqK8F12e-g