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I just cry because they're actually somewhat happy

When you rewatch the vintage seasons of supernatural and cry because of how beautiful young Jensen looks

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I think Misha panics inside whenever Jensen gets in the mood like this 😂 Like yeah, he really gets flustered, speechless and nervous n cute because he's not sure if Jensen will follow their script during cons 😂

And his face 😂 fuck getaway before you eat me in front of live audience. Down boy😂

#poor misha

Dom Jensen is 🔥

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spn hiatus creations | week 10 — ways to say “i love you”

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Good Morning Dean Girls

Theme: The Sexiest Demon Ever

And technically Jensen not Dean but I had to include

Keep reading

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I don’t think enough people know the noises foxes actually make

It’s like a spoiled child in a horror movie screaming because a ghost took their toy.

So about 10 years ago a Virus went through Colorado that took out most of our foxes, and just in the last 2 years they’ve started coming back to FoCo.

This is a bit of an issue for me as the one that’s staked out my parent’s neighborhood has decided that it and Arwen should be rivals, to which Arwen has heartily agreed.

Half my parent’s yard is fenced in, and since their house was built back in the 60′s it’s got these low windows where the average dog can peer out of them on all sides of the house.  The ones in the front go right down to the floor, behind a small patio, so naturally every couple of nights at about 2 AM the fox comes by to investigate the property for rabbits, and groked pretty fast that Arwen is stuck indoors by then, so it paws at the glass until she notices it, then sits in front of the window and watches as she goes apeshit on the other side of the glass.  Since I’ve come up with Charlie to watch the place, he has gleefully joined in this canine community theater event.

I can set a clock by this thing.  Every third or fouth night, it comes around at no earlier than 1:58 AM and no later than 2:12 and I hear:

Fox: *bonk* Fox: … Fox: *bonk* Dogs: *interrogative collar jingling noise from the other room* Fox: *bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk-* Arwen: BWAAAAAAAAAAUUUGUHRARARARARARARA- Charlie: YEEEEEAAAPAYAYAYAYAYAYA- Dogs: *scrambling, thudding noises as they try to get up from wherever they’ve nested and get off the couch/down the stairs with an absolute minimum of grace and coordination* Dogs, going completely insane, kicking the glass and slobbering and bellowing to wake the whole block up: BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKARKARKARKA AKAAKAKAKA- Me, genuinely worried their combined effort will actually break the glass, stumbling out of my room like a zombie on 4 Loko to grab them and direct them towards the basement until they chill: GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT!! Fox, sitting on the other side of the glass:  :D

Tonight however, Arwen was Very Asleep on the couch after a late-night walk and she didn’t hear the Bonking (Charlie heard it but it’s only fun as a group event, so he stayed in his chair, and I had headphones on for work), so in a move of genuine concern and/or extreme trollishness, the fox came around the house, got up on it’s little bastard hind feet and stuck it’s face between the open window and the screen and went, in it’s best “small-child-dying-horribly-in-a-real-fucked-up-horror-movie” voice, went: Fox: eeeEEEYYYAAAAAAUGH!!

Waking everyone up and causing me to breifly shit my own soul out in terror, before having to get up and bolt after Awen who HAS APPARENTLY LEARNED HOW TO OPEN THE BACK DOOR IF IT’S NOT LOCKED NOW, and wrestle 72lbs of dog from climbing the wire fence to go and kick the Fox’s ass, while Charlie ran around yelling and kicking me in the general spirit of things.

This seems to have greatly amused the fox, who I can only assume will be back tomorrow night for a repeat performance of “2 dogs, 1 brain cell”

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I am Giulia, god of the underworld to be a mother of two

B-but im a virgin

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

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I can confirm the italian one

Same goes for goats

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy…….

Counter Culture: ‘Wow, dig it, like there’s these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!’

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.

Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows…

Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.

A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I’m on a horse.

An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they’re everywhere

Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.

Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What’s a cow? Show me a cow! That’s not a cow! Who let you in here?

Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.

Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.

Dwarves: You had two cows but now they’re on fire.

Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.

Cows: The shit you go through.

This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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These are just some of the many things that made misha into such an amzing person

A few things you should know about Misha Collins

His full name is Dmitri Tippens Krushnic [x] [x].

He’s from Greenfield, Massachusetts.

He was named after his mother’s Russian ex-boyfriend [x] [x].

He grew up with a single mother who was on welfare. [x]

When he was a kid, there were times they couldn’t celebrate Christmas were it not for a neighbor giving his mother money to buy him and his brother christmas presents. There were also times when they were homeless, and people helped them. Those little acts of kindness had a profound impact on Misha as kid, and he still remembers them today. Those acts of kindness are also the reason why he decided to start his charity « RANDOM ACTS ». [x]

He married his high school sweetheart.

He built his wife a house.

They made each other personalized rings.

They have 2 kids, West Anaximander and Maison Marie.

He has a BA in Social Theory.

He used to play the saxophone when he was younger, but he lost his stuff when their house burned down, and then he wasn’t able to get another one. [x]

A 300 years old maple tree fell in his mother’s yard so he made a bed out of it for his girlfriend.

He once got arrested because he went to read a book on top of a bank because he needed better lighting.

He likes green tea and kale.

He has (or probably had) two turtles.

He wore a turtle costume to his first Halloween party. It was a negative experience for him because it was handmade and done in a way he had to crawl on all four in order to move.

He smells like watermelons and cinnamon (according to people who met him)

He has spent several months in seclusion in monasteries in Tibet.

He is a certified lifeguard, EMT, and motorcyclist.

He has slept in an igloo.

He kayaks, snowboards, bicycle tours, and runs.

After a devastating forest fire in Los Angeles that killed an innocent tree, Misha and a band of visionary renegades gave it the Christian burial it deserves by planting it illegally in Hollywood.

He interned at the White House during Clinton Administration.

He made jokes on his FBI background check.

He stole security badges from the White House and made a mobile out of them.

He is a published poet. [x] [x]

He made most of the furniture in his house.

He does a lot for charity and uses his influence to encourage his ‘minions’ to contribute.

He went to Haiti every summer for 3 years, to help build an orphanage.

He dressed in drag to renew his wedding vows. In a supermarket. With a bouquet made of vegetables.

He organized a tea party in the middle of a highway with his (amazing) friends. The cops stopped by and had tea  with them.

He does Tibetan throat singing.

During a fitness test in high school, he was very proud to find out he was the most flexible boy of all boys who had ever participated in the this test. He later found out that his flexibility is due to a birth defect in his spine. After a bike accident, an MRI showed hat stretching too much could leave him paralyzed. [x]

When he was a kid, he forced himself to eat dirt because he believe it would improve his immune system.

He posted a picture of himself naked on a horse via twitter.

He dressed in drag at a high school party, he was so pretty his classmates didn’t recognize him and hit on him. His girlfriend (now wife) was not pleased. [x]

Once, he was alone at a restaurant with his son. The owner brought him flowers and wished him a happy mother’s day. And this time, he was not in drag.

He is a Guinness World Record holder.

He created the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen (G.IS.H.W.H.E.S), and his minions from all over the world participated in it. We made the news for making Christmas trees fly.

He made hundreds of young women wear dresses only made of bacon. He made a calendar out of it.

He drove a motorcycle all dressed in cheese only. [x]

Jared Padalecki beat Misha in Words with Friends. Misha owed $1970 and paid in coins, 4 buckets worth.

(via meanwhilemishacollins)

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It’s almost time… gish.com (PS: Don’t tell @mishacollins we showed you this.)

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Castiel: Listen I may be a hot, dangerous, endearing angel with the abs of a greek god

Dean:

Dean: But?

Castiel: Yes I also have one of those

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I hate how much more sense this makes now. (X)

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Sam, talking to the camera: Ever since Castiel learned about stan language, he’s been going around talking as if he’s on twitter

Castiel : Oof, the call out! The tea is scorching!

Dean, looking into the camera, almost in tears: Please, make it stop

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You forgot Baby, she should get to be part of this

The Complete Beginner’s Guide to Supernatural:

1.  This is Dean.  

He hunts monsters.

He’s completely straight. 

And always extremely manly.

And also very dominant. 

2.  This is Sam.

He’s Dean’s brother/monster hunting partner.  They’re both very mature together.

He’s completely normal.  Never soulless or possessed or anything.

No emotional scarring or psychological trauma going on here.  Nope.

3.  This is Castiel.  

He’s an angel of the lord. 

As such, he’s obviously very intimidating.  

Very mighty.  

All fear this terrifying, fell creature. 

4.  There is absolutely no homoerotic sexual tension in Supernatural. 

5.  Its villains are mostly demons and other unholy creatures, so of course, no one likes them.

Except for this guy.  Everyone LOVES him.  

6.  Its fans are very calm, sane, rational people who are completely accepting of opinions that differ from their own. 

7.  And of course, you will absolutely be able to maintain your sanity after watching it!

You will NOT be plunged into an existential depression over the well-being of fictional characters. 

And when you’ve run out of episodes to watch, you’ll totally be able to return to reality, no questions asked!  

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This is great

Sam makes a startling discovery.

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This is great we need more

Angel-zapping into a moving vehicle is a fancy move, sure, but sometimes I wonder

what if he misses

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I snort,cough, laughed if anyone knows what that is

sigh…

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