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Me while writing: oh hell yes this is such a good sentence I'm the master of poetic imagery

The writing when I go back to edit:

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worst roommates ever

(my procreate crashed 8 times while drawing this so please enjoy , this was made with spite)

print available in my inprnt shop as usual 😔🫶

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“I’m a writer” I mumble to myself as I type “what defines a war crime” into the google search bar

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Farewell online privacy

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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Due to recent events...

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How to make Jayce Talis combust

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- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

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I’m so hyped for this fucking game😂💜

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Jayvik are 💖cosmic soulmates💖

Melvik are ☀️the sun and moon🌑

Meljay are 💫star-crossed lovers💫

Meljayvik is the Holy Trinity 💛❤️💜