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i need lando to drown his teammate with champagne so much so those fuck ass fans of his won’t invent shit like lando isn’t a good teammate to prstri

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this race is a fucking mess. fuck will & fuck mclaren

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i almost vomited my breakfast and lunch, but at least the feeling of euphoria for lando’s win will last me for a month

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뭐지이거…??

🫃 ?

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short unfinished silly carlando fic 🎄 🦌

“Wow, you’re right on time!” Lando exclaimed, leaning against the doorframe with a flirtatious smile. “I’ve been waiting for my special delivery.”

Carlos stammered, his heart racing. “Delivery for… Mr. Norris?” he forced out, attempting to maintain the flirty demeanor he had practiced. The sight of Lando grinning at him made his cheeks flush.

“That’s me! I ordered something… extra special,” Lando replied, stepping closer, his voice dripping with playful seduction. Carlos felt his confidence waver as he glanced back at his phone for the next line of the script.

“Uh, I’ve got your pizza, hot and ready,” Carlos said, trying to sound smooth but feeling more awkward by the second.

Lando took the box, his fingers brushing against Carlos’s. “Oh noooooo~ It looks like I don’t have enough money to pay you. What should I do? My husband is still at work, I’m alone right now” he whinned.

Carlos’s mind raced as he struggled to remember the scripted lines. “Well that’s too bad Mr. Norris, I think you need to earn it,” he replied, his voice a mix of shyness and eagerness. “How about you do something for me?”

Lando's eyes sparkled with mischief as he leaned in closer, a smirk playing on his lips. “Oh really? And what exactly do you have in mind, Mr. Delivery Guy?” His voice was sultry, and Carlos felt his heart race, the thrill of the moment washing over him.

“Okay, let’s see…” Carlos said, pretending to ponder the situation. “How about a private tasting session? Just you and me?”

Lando’s eyes sparkled with mischief as he leaned closer. “Sounds tempting. Why don’t you come in and show me what else you can deliver?”

With a mix of excitement and nervousness, Carlos stepped inside, the atmosphere charged with playful tension.

———- ran out of ideas I’m sorry, but basically it’s a silly Carlando fic where they roleplay as pizza delivery guy (carlos) x lonely trophy wag (lando) NTR to spice up their sex life (lando’s idea lol) and carlos is trying to keep up with lando’s ideas becuase he’s a simp…. and he wants to please lando no matter how silly lando’s cliche hentai roleplay scripts are 😭😭😭 oh and they’re married —-

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jendo rpf thoughts ‘cuz i miss them….

Jenson saying he got no regrets in his life because he got himself a “pretty young thing” at his age (Lando) to keep him active. He would complain that Lando is too much for him but would be secretly flattered that Lando is so into him even though he’s old ……

Jenson saying “Atta boy” to Lando when he does something good……..

rhsbdis widbisdbsi I LOVE JENDO

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Norstappen might be the worst ship of the current F1 ships. The fact that the ship's essence is just twisting Lando's very much real life insecurities into some bizarre sexual humiliation to prop up Verstappen is so bizarre to me.

[jeosey]

Lando is indeed a objectively attractive guy, but I see him as my young cute filial brother that I want to pinch his cheeks, cover him with blankets, and give him treats. maybe like a cute curly corgi?

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old lando lore i discovered but its so cute !

“And then they tickle him and he squirms around like a giggling salmon” this twink 😭

🥹🥹🥹

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im suffering (from success) due to carlando content overload 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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just a boy and his dad 🧡 (by Zak Mauger)

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Lando and Michael (aka heart eyes mechanic)

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girl😭😭😭😭

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why is he like this

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Carlando podium… lando winning by HIMSELF the WCC, 4 WINS, i wish lewis was on the podium instead of leclerc but other than that, what a perfect race ❤️❤️❤️

[jeosey]

I miss the race because I’m at a protest🥹🥹 but LANDOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!

[jeosey]

people are wondering why tsunoda won’t be promoted to red bull and create theories that it maybe because of his personality or maybe he’s not as good as lawson (lol) when it is so easy to see.

it’s just plain racism. thats it 👍