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remembered i did this a few months ago

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Jason's hot tho-(plus I love his personality)

*half the cabins on fire*

Percy: What the fuck-

Annabeth:Piper what happened!?

Piper:*sighs deeply* Leo saw Jason shirtless

*Leo on fire having a gay panic*

*Jason who just got out of the Lake from a swim*

Jason: is he ok

Leo:hot your hot *gay panic runs away setting grass on fire*

Jason:(////)

Annabeth:*facepalms*

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Apparently its canon that:

Dick and Jason look alike.

Dick is basically Bruce's carbon copy.

Can you imagine how many times Dick have been mistaken as Jason and Bruce? Or Jason being mistaken as Dick?

Dick, wearing a black tank top and sweats— looking exactly like Bruce, walks into the kitchen:

Damian: Morning, Father.

Dick, turns around, expecting to see Bruce behind him: ?????

——————

20 year old Dick casually picking up his 13 year old brother Jason from school:

Random teacher: Ah, Mr. Wayne. Are you here to pick Jason up?

Dick: Mr— It's me, Dick??? Dick Grayson??????

——————

Dick walking into the Manor after Bruce and Jason having an argument about something:

Bruce: Jason? You're back?

Dick in a leather jacket: He's out killing people wdym??????

——————

Dick just wanting to get some coffee, gets stopped by paparazzi, thinking he was Bruce:

Random reporter: Mr. Wayne!

Dick: STOP CONFUSING ME AS MY DAD

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Dick hanging out with Tim:

Random passerby whispering to their friend: That's Bruce Wayne and his son Timothy Drake!

Dick, who could hear it: ...

Tim: Calm down. Calm your tits.

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Jason walking into the kitchen, Bruce and Tim are there, both have been awake for 72 hours now:

Bruce: Morning Dick.

Jason: Did you just call me a dick????

Tim: But— that's your name?

Jason: My name is Jason. I'm NOT DICK.

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Jason and Dick getting de-aged, both wearing their Robin costumes:

Cassandra: Sooooo... which one is Dick and which one is Jason?

Bruce: I— I never realised they look so similar.

Duke: The angry and feral one must be Jason. Dick's the smiley one.

Tim: Nope. Dick's the feral. Jason's the happy. Been stalking them for years, I would know.

——————

Dick crying hysterically: Do I look old enough to be mistaken as Bruce?!?!?!?!

Bruce: *glares*

Jason: Exactly! I don't look that old to look like Dick.

Dick: FUCK YOU

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But of course, sometimes it's an advantage. Dick could get away with things like being Batman, getting his brothers out of trouble, etc.

While Jason could get away with being Nightwing and stuff. (ehem that time when he dressed up as Nightwing and killed people in the suit.)

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He was close to death

Die then

*Jason, Tim, and Damian wearing dead Robin t-shirts*

Dick:Why can't I join your club?

Damian:Grayson you haven't died

Jason:or been reincarnated

Tim:there is one way you can join us

Dick:How?

Damian:Die and get reincarnated

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Die then

*Jason, Tim, and Damian wearing dead Robin t-shirts*

Dick:Why can't I join your club?

Damian:Grayson you haven't died

Jason:or been reincarnated

Tim:there is one way you can join us

Dick:How?

Damian:Die and get reincarnated

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Die then

*Jason, Tim, and Damian wearing dead Robin t-shirts*

Dick:Why can't I join your club?

Damian:Grayson you haven't died

Jason:or been reincarnated

Tim:there is one way you can join us

Dick:How?

Damian:Die and get reincarnated

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Scary boyfriend privilege? No. Scary sons privilege.

Bruce who can’t go anywhere without his newly adopted ward. He follows Bruce like a sunny shadow, grin always in place.

“Dick, can I hold your hand when we cross the street?”

Dick, very sweetly, “No.”

Bruce sighs, but accepts easily. Some guy scoffs at that and asks Bruce if he’ll let his kid just talk to him like that. His kid. His heart hurts in a very good way.

He’s about to say something, but Dick interrupts him, his teeth bared full, “Weren’t you on the news for hitting an old lady with your car?”

Bruce freezing. Dick goes back to his gameboy. They hold hands when they cross the street.

It’s both scary and comforting how little he changes when he’s an adult.

Jason, on the other hand.

Although he refuses to admit it, he does follow Bruce around, too, when his dad actually has to leave the manor. It’s when Alfred says he needs sun.

“You signed a contract, sir.”

Bruce sighing, “I signed it when I was 4. In black crayon. Those don’t count.”

Damian gasped, as if discovering a vile fact, sending an accusing glare Bruce’s way. “They don’t?”

Bruce needs an excuse to haul ass fast and that’s how Jason ends up chaperoning his socially awkward, disaster of a father in his quest to pick up food.

He’s a titanic presence next to Bruce, glaring off whoever stares a little too long or too appreciatively, strong arms crossed and his eyes hard and sharp.

Bruce gently taps his bicep and he hates the way he melts. “Do you want the chicken nuggets with or without apple slices?”

“Without.”

“Jay.”

“FINE.”

Give Jason his “he asked for No pickles” moment. It has to embarrass Bruce enough to jump in traffic, thought.

Damian has his own league and none of them can really compete with it. I think, during parent’s night, he drags Bruce off to proudly showcase his gallery of portraits.

Bruce is very moved when he realizes they’re almost all him.

There’s portraits of Dick, too, and Alfred, and a comically bad one of Tim. “Damian, they’re very beautiful. Thank you.”

“I painted them with the blood of your enemies.”

“…Thank you.”

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Dick: No problemo!

Dick, internally: But it was all problemo.

—

Cass: Start talking!

Jason : Well, I-

Cass: Shut up!

—

Tim: So, what's for dinner?

Bruce, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

—

Jason: What’s up? I’m back.

Bruce: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Jason: Death is a social construct.

—

Damian : If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

—

Doctor: How high are you?

Cass: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Bruce : No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.

Cass: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Bb Damian!!!

Just ask me if y'all want more of baby Damian or baby any member of the batfamily and how you want it and I'll gladly do it cuz I definitely don't have an upcoming exam and is willing to do anything to forget about it 😊

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Kinda trauma dump

why dose everyone end up ignoring me or something? Like am I that annoying? Is their something wrong with me because this happens all the time like all the time and its starting to hurt I got so happy when someone would talk to me and now it all just ends in them leaving what's wrong with me why can't I fix it why can't I fix myself?

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patrol is fun :DD

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When your dad messages you for the first time in months after ghosting you becuse his husband doesn't like you 😭 I love my dad for this

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"Jason would boss Leo around if they dated" Leo was raised by a single latina woman . He obey women bc he should but he won't letting a white american male partner boss him around

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you know when you fake being asleep so your parents would carry you inside? yea jason was just a bit eepy

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Be careful out their guys people are creeps

CREEP ALERT, BLOCK AND REPORT HIM

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