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art bt: Johan Egerkrans

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Freya is the goddess of war, love, and fertility. She is the daughter of the sea god Njord, and sister to Frey. She has many admirers and treasures, and also knows many different powerful magics (which she taught to a select group of gods, including Odin). She has taken an interest in the heroic dead. While many people are familiar with Valhalla, Odin’s Hall for the slain, few know about Sessrumnir, Freya’s hall. Freya always gets first pick among the dead, and so it can be argued that living in her hall is a more sought-after prize than Valhalla.

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Loki: Thor why can you manipulate lightning, you’re the god of thunder not lightning

Thor: you’re the god of mischief not murder

Loki:

Thor:

Loki: fair enough

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the gods vs loki (when I offer something)

Me, when I offer food to the gods: (types in italics so it Sounds Fancy)Tonight I shall offer you this expensive alcoholic beverage and a plate of delicious home made food. 

The gods: Uhmmmmm okay…. thanks? :/

Me, when I offer something to Loki: Here, have the last potato chip, I guess

Loki: Fukin superB you funky little

Lesbian

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Curse Removal & Reversal

According to the dozen panicked messages in my inbox, we need to have a talk about curse removal, a talk that (apparently) can’t wait another day. So, here it is. Where I will discuss different methods to remove, reverse, and break curses that you’ve cast or that have been cast on you.

A Few Methods of Curse-Removal

Reversal - The act of sending a curse back to the person who cast it. This is not (I repeat, is not) the method you want if you’re the person who cast the curse. 

Removal - Simply removing a curse from a person. This can be done  by the caster, the target, or by a third party.

Breaking - Satisfying the demands made by the curse-caster in order to have a curse removed—or actually destroying the curse and all of the negative energy from it. 

Trapping - Putting a curse into an object or living thing and removing it from yourself.

A Note Before You Begin

Some curses are written so that they cannot be removed or reversed. If you’re looking for a curse that you will want to remove later, make sure you can find a removal (or write one) before you begin. Alternatively, if you’re the target of a curse that you can’t seem to shake, try to find out what the target’s demands are and meet them. If that’s out of the question, trapping may be your best option. 

Curse Reversal 

Say you’ve been the target of a curse and you want to get even. A curse reversal might be just what you’re looking for. There are lots of ways to reverse a curse. Some are written to send the curse back to that person in a multiplied form—most popularly 3-fold or 10-fold. You can write your own reversal in any way that meets your needs.The following is a simple, quick method of reversing a curse.

Clean up any salt lines and take down any barriers that would prevent a curse from leaving your home. 

Acquire a cheap hand mirror (one that you wouldn’t mind losing). Breathe onto it. As you fog up the mirror, imagine you’re breathing out all of the cursed energy you’ve been carrying around. 

Place the mirror on a window (facing your target’s home, if possible) with the reflective side facing outward. Leave it there overnight to reflect the person’s curse back on them. 

In the morning, remove the mirror from your window and throw it out. If you can, place a black candle in each window (you can do this one window at a time so that no candles are left burning alone) to protect the house and banish any leftover nasty energy. 

Physically clean the house, cleanse, and redo any protections you need to. 

After reversing a curse, I always put a jar of nails at my window to fight off return attacks.

If it helps, you can write a spoke spell to go along with the above. Usually, I find that alone works very well.

Another good way is to make them eat it—which is a little symbolic and literal at the same time. I usually do this with pie, but you could use anything. 

Prepare a meal that you know this person will eat. (Preferably one that they won’t be likely to share.)

As you prepare it, let each ingredient stand for a part of the curse you want removed, or a bad thing you want to happen to your target.

Give it to them. 

This can also work as a stand-alone curse and (since they’re eating it and therefore willingly accepting it), it’s not so easy to remove or reversal. (Right, now none of you will ever eat my cooking, but moving right along.)

Curse Removal 

Reader, we’re about to have one of those moments in which you read my writing and then give me a weird look—but here me out. Curse removal is the act of ritually removing a curse. In my family, we do this with dirt. 

Go outside and collect some dirt. (Preferably, loose dry dirt.)

Bring it into the house and and sprinkle it over the floors. (You can mix it with a curse removing floor-sweep if you like.)

Take some in your hands and rub them together (as if your were washing your hands). Say something along the lines of, “Soil and mud and earth and dirt, remove the curse that’s caused me hurt.“

Wash your hands and sweep the floor, sweeping the dirt out the door if possible.

**Even though it sounds crazy, we use dirt because of its negativity-sucking, neutralizing properties. Obviously, you could replace the dirt with anything else you felt these properties in.

Curse Breaking

Curse-breaking is a removal method that only works if the curse caster has tied a demand to the curse. For example, a curse broken by true love’s kiss. Or one that goes away when you return the Khal’s books to her. And, in order to break a curse, you have to know what the person’s demands are.

The best way to find this out is with divination. Scrying, Tarot, etc are all good tools to understand what a person wants to get out of their curse. If you trust the person, you can just do what is required and get ready  to be curse free. If you don’t, you may want to write a spoken spell to go with your action. Something like, “As I meet [full name’s] demands, take this curse off of my hands.” should work. 

Curse Trapping

Similar to the ‘scapecoat’ concept I talked about in part two, trapping a curse is simply directing a curse into another thing to remove it from yourself. I like to direct curses into earthen-clay figures and bury them away from my home.

Removing a Curse That You Have Cast

Some people will tell you that it’s bad luck for a witch to remove their own curse. Some won’t. For myself, I don’t know because I right my curses not to be removable for the most part. 

If you’ve changed your mind and want to take away a curse that you’ve cast, try this:

Light a black candle for cleansing and banishing.

Find a photo of your once-target and anoint it with olive oil. This will ruin the photo.

Say, “My fiery anger did not last. Remove the curse that I have cast. Let all ill will and energy flee, and let [target’s name] never suspect me.“

If you’re looking to avoid bad luck from removing a curse, it’s a good idea to give some small offering (that belonged to you) in exchange for the removal.

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Witchy Youtubers

Here’s a list of some of my favorite witchy/spiritual youtubers that I can’t get enough of. This is by no means a complete list, feel free to add onto it!

Anais Alexandre

Annie Tarasova

Ashera Star Goddess

Avalon Cameron

Azura DragonFeather

Broom Closet Artistry

Creosote Coyote

Dewdrop Dwelling

Ember HoneyRaven

Ethony

Harmony Nice

Hibiscus Moon

Jessi Huntenburg

Joanna DeVoe

Joey Morris

Kelly-Ann Maddox

Laura Daligan

Molly Roberts - HerSpeak

new age hipster

Oolong Witch

Orriculum

Owlvine Green

Samantha Valens

Scarlet Ravenswood

Snow Orchid

Sunshine MorningRae

The Sea Priestess 

The White Witch Parlour

The Ladygravedancer

WitchandMoon

WyllowWynd The Thrifty Witch

May the moon light your path.

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a reference for herbs and their magical uses !!

source :: Cunningham’s Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs (1985)

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First, he was after your mom. And now he is after your sister :)

Better prepare yourself too Kris ;)

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What people think witchcraft is like: ah yees, a heart of a wherewolf with a severe pollen allergy, a hoof clipping of a wild boar with a crescent moon marking, and what else… Ah, yees. Can’t forget the nostril hairs of a cocaine-addicted politician. Perrrrfect *rubs hands together menacingly*

What it’s really like: *covers penny in dirt lovingly, then stands up and stares down for awhile before ultimately getting frustrated that it isn’t turning into a money tree* … GROW BITCH, I’M BROKE

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Witchy Self Care 💕

As witches, we tend to do spellwork that can be potentially draining. It’s important that we take care of ourselves after magic that is long and hard on our minds and bodies.

Self care isn’t just for after hard spellwork either, its a great way to incorporate some simple undercover magic into your daily routine!

Remember, self care is for everyone, this list is not specific to one type of person! ⚘

Hair - ✂️

• Deep condition your hair and work in some enchantments as you work it into your hair!

• Hair masks - Use the properties of the ingredients in your masks to your advantage! 

• Enchant your hair products - Enhance the products purpose to work better for you

Skin - 🍑

• Draw sigils or important symbols while exfoliating, and activate it by rubbing it in and washing it off

• Use specific toners like rose water for a glamour, for its properties, or to represent a certain deity.

• Glamours - While washing your face, use the mirror and products to create a glamour

• Just enchant everything, deoderant, face wash, soap, whatever!

Nails - 💅🏾

• Paint sigils on your nails with clear polish then cover with a regular coat

• Paint colors and symbols to represent your deity or what you would like to feel for the day (green for lucky - that sort of thing)

• Enchant (are you surprised) nail files and remover!

Clothes - 👗

• Use specific laundry detergent scents for spells and glamours

• Wear colors to correspond with feelings or deities. (Light flowy pinks for Aphrodite, strong blues for Poseidon, etc)

• Be comfortable! Enchant clothes for comfort, or whatever purpose you’re looking for

Room - 🏡

• Play music that sets a good mood for the room

• Use certain colored candles and scents to also give the room a certain vibe (pink roses for sense of love in the room)

• Cleansing spells while tidying up!

• Spells to keep the room clean

• Decorations to remind you of the sea or deities, something to look at that will calm you

Misc - 🍃

• Bathe, scrub, cleanse

• Meditate

• Journal

• Breathe

• Yoga and stretch

• Take a good nap

This just a small list of how to incorporate some witchy elements into a daily routine, (even if half of them are all enchanting), and after care for recovering from intense spells. Please feel free to add on!

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witch’s affirmations

♥  my craft is valid and holds immense power

♥  i, the witch, have true and good magick within me

♥  my moments of weakness do not define me

♥  i am proof that magick is real

♥  every word i whisper radiates with energy

♥  i commune with the universe by spells and chants

♥  the mother moon hears me call her and smiles

♥  my blood is red with witch’s warmth

♥  my aura is pervasive and vibrant

♥  my way of casting spells is beautiful and different

♥  my heart is connected to witches all over earth

♥  my solitary power is more than enough

♥  my magick is forever

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Some fun witchy things to do!!!

Press flowers

Cleanse the house/ your room

Talk and care for your plants

Charge your crystals

Do a tarot reading (or rune!)

Make flower crowns

Find and try a new witchy recipe

Try your hand at a new branch of magick

Make a friendship bracelet with knot magick inside

Take a calming bath with salts and oils

Shop for new supplies

Find a new spell to try out

Bond with your familiar (if you have one)

Create sigils

Make a jar spell

Write a new spell

Feel free to add more!!

(and tell me if you use any of my ideas!!!)

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Me everyday.

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Please rb this if you’re a witch?

Especially if you:

🌻 are not Wiccan

🌻 are a green witch

🌻 are a kitchen witch

🌻 are a lunar/solar witch

🌻 are a pop culture witch

🌻 are LGBTQ+

🌻 do divination

🌻 do tarot

🌻 are looking for more witchy pals

🌻 like musicals

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Me when anything feels even slightly off

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Me trying to sound witchy: wow, I can't wait to celebrate the sad bats this year

witch:

witch: do you mean the Sabbats?

Me ushering depressed bats out of my house: ... yes

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Mundane witch tips!

-when you’re about to sneeze, picture the negative energy going out of you

-when showering, take in that energy from the water! Water contains lots of energy!

-don’t have time to/forget to bless your tea when you make it? Bless the box of teabags with the intent on the energy being released when the tea is brewed bing bang you’re done, time saved

-GROUND YOURSELF ONCE A DAY MINIMUM, TRUST ME

-enchant you’re jewelry for whatever mood or purpose you’re feeling that day

-cleanse your crystals every once in a while

-meditate for five minutes when you are feeling bored

-for my witches who wear glasses, put a spell on them to prevent you from dropping them!

-send a little positive energy into a pen at a bank/office so when the next person picks it up they get a little pick me up, for a little pay-it-forward kindness 

-glamours are great spells to put into sunglasses

-brush yourself to rid of negative energy when you’re feeling stressed

-put a lil essential oil in whatever school textbook you dread most to help you feel more positive towards the subject

-protect yourself daily, especially my empaths out there!

-touch your tarot deck/ shuffle it to stay in tune with it’s and your energy even if you don’t do a reading that day

-sigils on shaving razors so that you won’t cut yourself while shaving

-open your third eye when divining

-pick up those heads up pennies you find for good luck

hope this helps! feel free to add something! (Just give me credit and don’t delete my tags when reblogging)