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malevolent is sooo funny. absolutely pathetic british wet cat of man who suffers approximatley three (3) stab wounds per day and constantly mutters to himself about all the people hes killed sniffs out every closeted gay man in america like a fucking bloodhound, and then flips a coin to see whether this one will try to kill him or not. if they do try he goes welp. sexually charged nickname for you

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ART FIGHT REFERENCES!!! Finally got 2 done!!! HIGHKEY SO EXCITED ITS MY FIRST YEAR DOING THIS!!

artfight profile; https://artfight.net/~jerithejeri

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carved my first stamp today oh yeah (with a lot help from my lovely friend who actually has previous stamp carving experience)

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my three favourite genders of podcast protag: Can Never Do Anything Wrong Ever™, Oh God They Do So Much Wrong And I Hope They Get Worse™, and Miserable Wet Cat Begrudgingly Discovers Friendship™

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the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

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Arthur can play piano two-handed even though John has the left hand. I know in my head that it's probably just a goof, and I'm willing to overlook it because it wouldn't change the story if we had an explanation. I can suspend my disbelief.

But I also like to imagine Arthur sitting at the piano, forgetting he doesn't have his left hand, and John frantically trying to keep up after seeing Arthur play "Faroe's Song" once and just having the most intense anxiety for the next two minutes and four seconds.

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"average podcast protagonist falls down 3 holes a season" factoid actualy just statistical error. average podcast protagonist falls down 0 holes per season. Holes Orthur, who has no eyes & falls down 10,000 holes each episode, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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a few months ago, i was in a really poor mental state and pulled out canva for some reason. i made this monstrosity as a tee shirt design. highkey might buy it

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Mandatory rainbow for a month

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I love the duality of Malevolent because there are lines like "Fuck me?! Fuck your eyes!" and "My fractured soul has become entangled in yours" in the same season

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type shyt

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Golden Eyes.

In which Guest's unconsciously selective colorblindness points him to a little piece of heaven in their hell.

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So insane about the platonic relationships in wolf 359. The way the character writing is so strong they don’t need to rely on romance to make any connection convincing, compelling, and above all else fucked up and codependent.

The way Eiffel and Minkowski just Get each other, regardless of their previous hatred of each other. We go from Minkowski hating Eiffel’s guts (valid) to them truly needing each other. With them being the only two they can rely on in deep space, it makes such a compelling narrative that has you questioning whether they would even be friends in any other universe. The way their stories work, they could even be your classic enemies to lovers (looking past some marriages and how their characters just. Aren’t.) but wolf 359 shows us that they don’t need that relationship status to have one of the most compelling and delightfully codependent friendships in the podcast. We get Hera squeeling over them calling each other “friends” for the first time, (same, hera, same), narratively treating them with the same level of respect as you would a romantic pairing.

Maxwell and Jacobi hit this similar beat for me, they have no romantic tension but have grown this reliance and deep trust in each other. The scene where Maxwell slaps Jacobi what has to be like 7 times in a row and cusses him out for flaking on her before they dissolve into giggles really defines their relationship to me. They’re horrible people. They know it. They’re monsters. Together. And besties yay! In other media their relationship may take a backseat, and while theirs isn’t the forefront it’s certainly never minimized in impact on their individual characters. These two go together, need each other. (They’re a set do not separate)

I’d even extend this to commonly headcanoned romantic duos like Kepler/jacobi and Hera/eiffel. The podcast doesn’t rely on romance, even if there’s implication, but gives us the strongest damned character relationships. The best possible use of characters in each others own and intertwined stories. The bone chillingly good codependency that can only be built by truly Knowing a person, even the horrible bits. Even liking the horrible bits. If this isn’t peak fucking over relationship anarchy I don’t know what is.

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Despair and destruction follow you every step of the way

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time to finally do this trend….have a TERRIBLE pride month everyone

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DEMO 4 SPOILERS!!! LOOK AWAY!!!!

so uh blocktales amiright. ow ough ouch ourgh ow