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If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?
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Batman is the Gordon Ramsay of the hero community.
He will give an adult a verbal beating of their lifetime if the put their pinky toes out of line then turn around and bundle up a child hero in his cape and offer them lollipops after they made a mistake that ended with million dollar damages.
Argue with the wall.
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Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
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