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- @kaya4114

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Jesper: "What's your problem?"

Keith: "My problem is that you haven't kissed me."

Jesper: "We- we aren't dating-"

Keith: "WE COULD BE!"

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Lilah: "He's to much of a rule follower."

Keith: "We're working on it."

Lilah: "Maybe work on it a bit faster."

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Jesper: "Is it immoral to kiss a theif?"

Dave: "No I don't think so."

Jesper: "Ok I'll be back then."

Kevin: "Wait where are you going?"

Jesper: "To go kiss Keith!"

Dave: "Yeah that makes sense."

Kevin: "in hindsight I shoulda guessed that."

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Jesper: "so um the dragonborn has become interested in- gods I can't belive im saying this, the dragonborn seems to have become interested in collecting human hearts and making food out of them."

Keith: "it's like massively fucked up but it's the dragonborn so we can't really do anything, just don't eat anything he offers you."

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This is how I picture Kevin's first attempt at reading, from the Q&A video where he told about his experience!

(+ reveal of which was the first fic I read ^^)

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A more mature ish quote made by @kaya4114 last night

Meridia: "a fowl darkness has seeped into my temple! a darkness you must destroy."

Keith: "nah uh. The only temple jesper is seeping into is mine, beacon lady."

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Lilah: "what do you see in him?"

Jesper getting in trouble for accidentally stabing himself.

Keith: "he's so stupid it's cute."

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Holy fucking shit

My cousin’s out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

Cosplay by: @calvinandhobbit

Photography by me

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Keith: "What is this?"

Jesper: ...

Lenny: ...

Lilah: ...

Keith: "This can't be good..."

Jesper: "WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT SCATTER!"

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Jesper: "see i don't get why you would even attempt this."

Keith: "I can assure you I don't know what you're talking about."

Jesper: "YOU BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT!"

Keith: "Oh yeah that, i wasn't going to steal anything, maybe your heart but that's it."

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Kevin: "Why is Jesper cowering?"

Dave: "The incendent at the HOA meeting traumatized him."

Kevin: "Hold Owners Association or the Horker Observer Association?"

Dave: "The ladder."

Kevin: "Ah that makes sense, should we bring him back to Whiterun?"

Dave: "Probably, but im bored and immortal, and he isn't hurt, so..."

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Jesper: "Hey Dave, what's this?"

Dave: "That's a nuka-cola bottle... Where did you get that?"

Jesper: "The dragonborns sister."

Dave, quietly: "Since when did she play fallout?"

Jesper: "What."

Dave: "Nothing."

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Jesper: " I still can't belive you're name is just Keith."

Keith: "Yeah there's more parts to it Jesper."

Jesper: "like what."

Keith as he walks off: "Wouldn't you like to know."

Jesper: "Fine keep your secrets... WAIT GET BACK HERE YOU ROBBED A STORE."

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CREATIVITY HAS ENTERED MY BODY WE ARE SO BACK BABYYYYY

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Jesper: "Dave what is that."

Dave: "Oh it's just my pet chaurus."

Jesper: "Ok... Dave is don't think that's legal."

Dave: "It is in Dawnstar."

Jesper: "Yeah ok I'm- I can't even argue with that."

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Sister Dragonborn tries to pass the Bechdel test by breathing in Hulda's general direction.

Keith: "No i don't think that counts."

Ldb: "*heavy breathing*"

Keith: "Fine i dont even know what that is anyway so."