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Regulus, Remus, Dorcas and Evan have a group chat called āIām dating an idiotā where they regale all the idiotic things their partners have done and seek moral support
James, Sirius, Marlene and Barty have a group chat called āI pissed off my partner againā where they try to figure out what theyāve done to annoy their significant other and how to make it up to them⦠the advice given in the group always makes things worse
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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.
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Barty: Why? Why, Reg?
Regulus: Why am I sleeping with James?
Barty: Is it a pitty thing?
Regulus:
Barty: Is he sick?
Regulus:
Barty: Are you working for the ministry? Damm it, he's holding you against your will, isn't he?
Regulus: *Walking away*
Barty, calling after him: Is it huge? I'm sorry, let me rephrase that.
Barty: Is it huge?
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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ok hear me out youād think Barty would have the strangest nicknames for Evan (see: dickhead, bitch, loser). but his nicknames are actually so sweet?? and itās like you see this six foot lanky intimidating guy with a bunch of tattoos calling his slightly shorter, more intimidating bf with a major case of rbf things like āangelā āmio belloā āsweetheartā ārosieā āloveā etc etc. and then Evanās nicknames for Barty are also sweet like ābeeā ābatsā ābabyā etc etc.
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Enjoying the peace before Sirius wakes up and James gets back from Quidditch.
Trying to draw less Drarry so I thought I'd try branching into the Marauders! Really happy with how this came out!
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MOONBOY + STARBOY
back to my roots with some wolfstar. šāØ
i am working on a secret band au in my brain with those two and the rest of the gang.
but for now, enjoy this little polaroid š
instagram: @legalisecrying
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āIt was James, who had an ego the size of a lake but a heart to matchā
Mr. Prongs himself is done š„³ super happy with the way this one turned out! I might stop working on Pete and do Lily instead š
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ftm regulus ending up looking identical to sirius because sirius is so damn short and androgynous already. they both take advantage of this
"Regulus, you did shockingly bad on your potions exam!" "But professor, I was sick that day. I never...SIRIUS ORION BLACK! MESSING WITH MY GRADES AND MY FUTURE IS NOT A PRANK!"
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"Oh, hey Sirius! How's it going?" "Remus...I'm in love with you. There. I said it." "Oh, Sirius I-I think I might love you too." "Ok perfect, now when Sirius gets in here, say that again. Just like that. I'm fucking tired of you two dancing around eachother, it's obnoxious." "REGULUS?!"
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Barty and Regulus as exes. Barty and regulus who tried dating but it not working out because every time they try to kiss they end up laughing, especially Barty. Regulus breaking up with Barty because clearly itās not working out romantically. Barty agreeing even tho he was in love with regulus but also conflicted if he really was because even tho it didnāt work out between regulus and him, it gave him hope with Evan, that he could love him even without the physical aspect, because Evan is asexual and if he could love regulus then he could love Evan too.
Both Evan and Barty asking regulus whether itās okay for them to like the other, and then asking him together whether he is fine with them dating even though their friend group makes jokes of Barty and Regulusās relationship. Regulus of course saying that he is fine with it and even going as far as baking a cake in both their favourite flavours saying āFucking finallyā in fancy cursive.
Barty and Regulus reminiscing about their relationship after they both feel stable realising they were both in horrible states at the time. Regulus, with Sirius running away, contemplating committing, Barty, coming out as bi to his parents to receive horrible backlash from his father, pushing him to more and more stupid things teetering on self destruction. The two of them being the only ones to get through to the other.
Them realising now after they are finally happy that they didnāt get together spontaneously but because they needed each other, they needed someone who didnāt look at them with pity or empathy, Barty needed someone to slap him out of it but also bandage his wounds, Regulus needed someone who would use petty tactics like showing him that him being hurt, hurts someone he cares about too, bc otherwise he wouldnāt care what happens to him.
Barty and Regulus who realise this only to end up laughing and making jokes about how like lengthening skirts being a sign of recession their increasing interest in one another is a sign of recession too just instead of the economy itās their mental health. Barty and Regulus who will always need each other.
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Could i.... request a rosekiller drawing? Any scenario is good, but maybe theyre just being their batshit crazy selves
rosekiller taking a selfie in front of the explosion they may or may not have caused š§
im realizing ive never drawn rosekiller (wtf is wrong w me) so this was super fun! ty for the request!
and also thank u to everyone who has sent asks!! i appreciate u sm <3 im gonna get around to all of them i swear, just gimme a few days and/or weeksā¦.
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part 2!
if its not clear; rosekiller, dorlene, pandalily, marylily
which ships should i do next??

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