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NOTE: America is nutters all the way down.

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I really am tempted to write a Doctor Who fanfiction called Janitor What where the main premise is (while being a pretty major plot hole himself) another timelord who was friends with The Doctor and The Master when they were young on Gallifrey. Only, instead of running in fear or being driven completely mad when forced to stare into The Untempered Schism, he is compelled to clean time and is captive to this illusion that time doesn't have to be so wibbly or wobbly at all. He sort of works as the timelord who actually does his job. Only issue is that his two best friends have gone absolutely off their rockers and he spends most of his time cleaning up their messes. In other words, The Janitor is who patches up plotholes. How did Pete Tyler know to catch Rose in Doomsday? The Janitor. What ever happened to The Valeyard? The Janitor. How are there no Reapers before or after Father's Day? You can thank The Janitor because that's his daleks baby. And The Janitor always shows up in this shipping crate that says Fragile on the side and he's got a tool belt of bullshit like an Ultraviolet Spanner, a Gammaray Hammer, or the Sub-o-matic plunger. Of course, the even better gimmick of it all is when he lands and is asked who the hell he is. I mean it is the very last place one expects to have hired a janitor. Which always prompts a mind boggled, "Janitor? What?"

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at least he's self-aware

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6-IN-1 SHEET PAN COOKIE BARS

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Is this how you roll?

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The pages we've been finding are from a horror story called "Return," written by Alan Wake. And the contents of this book are coming true. Why couldn't it have been a romance?

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The Age of Adaline dir. Lee Toland Krieger | 2015

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The Good Place Chapter 14: Everything is Great!

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THE GOOD PLACE | 2.05, "Existential Crisis"

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STEAMED BUNS

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Is this how you roll?

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Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

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Why's everybody actin' funny? Why's everybody look so strange? Why's everybody look so nasty? What do I want with all these things?

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LISA FRANKENSTEIN 2024, dir. Zelda Williams