jessefandomunited
jessefandomunited
Im Aware I Have Issues
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jessefandomunited · 5 days ago
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What is Solomon lanes GLITCH WITH BENJI
In the part where he's in the glass box he tried to shoot Benji twice then kicks at the glass like a fucking child 😂😂😂
And Benji is just like 🙄 this bitch
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jessefandomunited · 5 days ago
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Can you help me fix a bad memory- Benji Dunn x Reader ( GN no y/n)
After everything that happened in Rouge nation Benji has been having nightmares regarding getting kidnapped by Solomon Lane. He thought maybe reenacting the situation in a ... different way could help. ( NSFW themes . Minors please do not interact) not sure why my Simon pegg stuff has to do with sitting in his lap but... oh well lol this is your fault @seeyousoonlove
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Benji hadn't been sleeping well after everything that happened with Solomon Lane. He'd been more jumpy and emotional, which was fine. I gave him the space he wanted but he needed a lot of cuddle sessions to help him feel safe. I wish I could do something but I also didn't want to feel like I was telling him how to deal with his own trauma , so I waited.
That night while I was snuggled up in Bed reading a book he came in and jsut kind of stood there like he wanted to say something but was too embarrassed. " hey ...did you need something," I asked looking up at him. I put down my book and noticed his face begin to brighten pure red. " I uh...ahem ...uh" Benji said tripping over his words and wringing his hands together," I was wondering if you...wanted to try something." My heart skipped a bit, we hadn't been too intimate lately due to everything that happened so I was already willing to get my hands all over him . " yes...yes what did you have in mind," I said my adrenaline already pumping and my body filling with desire and hunger. " well...you know...everything that happened to me... specifically the part where I was tied down to the chair before they put me in the bomb vest," he said slowly. My lust took a slight nose dive as he explained this, he cried over how useless and scared he felt and I wasn't sure why exactly he was bringing this up at all ," yesss." He swallowed realizing I may be losing interest and began to babble ," well I read some people reenact their trauma and it can be therapeutic and helpful for them . So if you were the one who strapped me down but instead of putting me in the bomb vest we uh...kissed and stuff.. uh maybe it help." I nodded slowly, " okay...so we will do the stop light safe words green for good, yellow for slow down and red for stop immediately okay, and what things do you want me to say to you while we're doing this?" He seemed relieved but still looked down at his hands ," that uh...how proud you are of me ...and how I'm an asset which is why you captured me...things like that." I smiled lightly , " okay love , anything particular you want me to wear?"
Soon enough I had zip tied him to a chair in a spare room we had, it was empty with just a desk and computer so it was perfect for the scene , he just wanted me to wear underwear for this, he didn't really want sexual stimulation, just some light kink play and a steamy kiss, which I could provide. I put a bag over his head and was waiting about 5 minutes till I went in. I was hoping this would help him , but I couldn't help but fear this would make things worse , I'd be checking in on his safe words often.
I slowly walked in and tugged off the bag , gently trailing my fingers over his back as I circled him , he tugged wildly in the zip tied and had this frightened ...but aroused look on his face . " green," I asked and he nodded a smile almost breaking out on his face . " well Benji ... I'm surprised we caught you so easily, you're such a big asset to the imf , and I cannot wait to use you as I wish," I said gently. His cheeks grew red as I got close to him, my face inches from his and i gently kissed his cheek, nipping softly along his cheek and jaw. Breathy sighs came from his mouth and I giggled gently ," oh you lil that now ." He closed his eyes ," yes" I hummed " well i think I should get closer. With that I gently straddled him on the chair and he let out a soft whimper. I smiled up at him gently ," mmm now ...I can do what I like." He groaned and his arms tried to wrap around me , but the zip ties held fast and he let out another soft moan. I leaned in ," green ?" " yes " he said almost impatiently. I smirked and began kissing his neck, leaving a few hickeys where they would only just meet the collar of his shirt . His arms kept straining to grab me but he was still held tight and I could tell just how excited this made him.
I leaned back and slowly unbuttoned his shirt and began running my hands all over his torso and hugged him tighter as I trailed kissed down his chest and even with all the struggling , he was less tense than he had been. I ran my hands down the front of his pants and he almost cried out . " shhh... not tonight," I said gently and he bucked against me almost frustrated. " shhh another night," I insisted and he closed his eyes suddenly looking distressed," red , I asked . He nodded gently . I quickly got off him and cut his bonds. The second I did he held me tightly and sobbed into my chest . I rubbed his back and said ," shhhh , let's go lay down in the other room okay."
We were soon our bedroom cuddled up. He was a bit better and I was asking him gentle questions to figure out where it went wrong . " I felt so ...ashamed," he whispered gently ," that I was enjoying something that terrified me." I rubbed his arm ," it's okay , we've done a lot of weird things and in our line of work I'm not surprised our taste skew like that". He seemed to relax at this. " did you still have fun," I asked and he gave me a wry smile ," you were perfect." I felt relief wash over me and I snuggled up to him again. " next time though ...you should rip off my shirt ," he added , which sent us both into a fit of laughter.

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jessefandomunited · 6 days ago
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I'm beginning to realize that the type of character Simon Pegg excels at playing is Sad Wet Cat with Unexpected Amounts of Bravery
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jessefandomunited · 6 days ago
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So if I did a Novocain fanfic, would anyone be down with that, and what would you like to see
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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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Simon Pegg really said I'm just gonna write a whole movie about my struggle with alcoholism and I'm gonna play the least sympathetic character in the entire Cornetto Trilogy, and then he Did Thatâ„¢ and it was beautiful
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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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While I'm working and watching this, I always like to pretend that I'm in the IMF and that the information that I'm updating is important

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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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Amy why do you love this movie so much??
👀👀 HOTTTTTT
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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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Ummmmm neeed
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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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I think tom cruise actually died and thought he was in the outsiders again 😂😂😂
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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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This.... this is what I needed today
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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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Head cannon : I know everyone says Benji is gay because of how much he obviously loves Ethan, but my headcannon is that he's Asexual but still biromantic
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I can't put my finger on it but he just gives off ace energy
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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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I can always tell when I've watched a movie to the point where I have fixated on one of the characters , because when certain lines come up, I'm able to match the inflection and the words precisely . 
 When I was watching worlds end the other week with my friend, I was able to almost quote the entire thing back to back whatever Gary King was saying . 
 And today while I was watching rogue nation, the part where Benji's being interrogated right when the head dude was questioning him, and Benji says ," are you suggesting I'm helping him!!???" I said the quote right before Benji says it . I also did a few for ghost protocol too, especially where he goes ,"Love the jet." Idk I like the way he says it it stuck in my brain.
I really hope Simon pegg knew I mentioned it when I said how much I appreciate what he does because the characters he plays always seem to be very in line with issues I go through. Especially recently after the fight I had with my friend one of the main things that I took away from that argument is that people don't think I can handle hard conversations . Because I show my emotions more than normal people do or were trying to do that. I'm too soft for the truth . Which couldn't be further from what I actually want . 
Gary King helped me through moving on from the past , and finding a way to carry your past with you in a way that empowers you, instead of holding you back . 
 Benji Dunn e is how I aspire to be someone who seems like just the comedic sidekick or someone who's too delicate to do the hard work but ends up proving them all wrong .
Watching this is so therapeutic I absolutely love these movies  
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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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This is literally me listening to movies and books at work 😂😂😂
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jessefandomunited · 7 days ago
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And once again , Simon pegg is helping me through another issue , I'm gonna watch all the mission impossible movies today
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jessefandomunited · 8 days ago
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im watching rogue nation againn with friends tomorrow because its the best film and i need to prove this to my friend who loves fallout what arguments should i use i have a few but guys please help me out here
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jessefandomunited · 8 days ago
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THANK GOODNESS IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO MAKE THAT COMPARISON!!!!
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Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation / Sherlock 1x01 The Great Game
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jessefandomunited · 8 days ago
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There is something about Marty that just makes my brain whir maybe it's because it's Jack quaid but I think it's a combo of that and the fact he plays a spy and the fact he's dorky and the fact he has no real background so we can literally do whatever we want with it !!!
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