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he surely doesn’t

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like/reblog if using. do not repost/steal the edit as yours. credits to: @seenoseejak on twitter

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can u do a haikyuu teachers au??

Oikawa Tooru

the Spanish teacher

talks with a Spanish accent 24/7 even if he’s not actually Spanish

flirts with every single male teacher

prides himself to be the school fashion icon

winks all the time

knows all the school gossips

“Is he gay or European?“

Iwaizumi Hajime

the history teacher

thinks he’s friend with all his students

gives his lessons while sitting on the desk

he takes a student failing his subject as a personal defeat

“Those who do not know history’s mistakes are doomed to repeat them”

every male student’s icon

very emotional

Tsukishima Kei

the math teacher

“Now remember, if you multiply a number by zero, the result will always be zero which is, unironically, the number of fucks I give about you”

never bothered to learn his students’ names

gets offended when corrected

gives a lot of homework 

enjoys giving bad grades

“ahahahahah right, as if”

Sugawara Koushi

the art teacher

looks like an angel

is actually the devil personified

gives surprise quizzes on last year’s program

tired™

loves his students very much but he doesn’t show

“You don’t have to worry about the test, it’s easy for people who actually studied :)”

Kuroo Tetsurou

the science teacher

wears the lab coat with rolled up sleeves

“No, I’m not teaching you how to make crystal meth. The chemistry course is next year.”

gets drunk with his students during school trips

gives free condoms

everyone thinks he’s the coolest

he’s not

Akashi Keiji

the English teacher

so fluent everyone wonders if he’s a native speaker

he purposefully adds fuel to the mystery every day

points out during class if a student has a love bite

weirdly into Oscar Wilde

“It’s fine if you don’t pay attention to me, as long as you don’t disturb the class”

“I’m getting my revenge when I’ll grade your test anyway"

Bokuto Koutarou

the physical ed teacher

calls his students “monkeys”

“there’s no such thing as bad weather"

his warm up consists of 100 laps around the school building

personally challenges every single student in every single sport

sulks when someone beats him

gives surprisingly deep life lessons

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My Top 10 Animes of 2016

With every terrible thing that has happen this year (even me personalty) I was so happy to watch these amazing animes that helped me get through this tough year.

1. YURI!!! On ICE

2. Kiss Him Not Me

3. Orange

4. Sakamoto desu ga?

5. Kiznaiver

6. Love Live!! Sunshine!

7. Uta no Prince sama Maji Love Legend Star

8. Amaama to Inazuma

9. Prince of Stride

10. Servamp

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

and I can’t wait for Winter 2017 season animes

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Some Until Dawn icons- if you have an icon request feel free to ask Please like or reblog if using 💀

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Good and Bad Side of The Until Dawn Squad

SAM- 

Good: aw man what a sweetheart.  

Bad: spends way too long in the bath smh people are dying

MIKE- 

Good: BONDS WITH DOGGIES AW YISS.  

Bad: he can eat a dick for that prank tho

MATT- 

Good: People pleasin’ good guy, heart o’ gold right there. 

Bad: Why even have player choices as him i mean really we’re just gonna do what Em wants.

JESS- 

Good: If she ain’t feelin’ it you ain’t gettin’ any, MICHAEL. 

Bad: Girl don’t go outside DONT GO OUTSI– god dammit jess.

EMILY- 

Good: it takes effort to kill this bitch she’s resilient as hell. 

Bad: shut up just shut up just stop pls shut up

JOSH- 

Good: hes a cool dude aiight and his production skills A+  

Bad: Homie y u punish only the most innocent friends.

ASHLEY- 

Good: i mean i guess she took that punch pretty well?

Bad: “actually ya know what im pissed at you for accepting my offer to sacrifice myself for you how about i let you die now” 

CHRIS-

Good: A+ dance moves, shotgun skills, witty humor, cute af, etc.

Bad: lol the fuck you thought, Chris is perfect bye.

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Based on a cute Idea @flowerkingofangmar​ bounced at me back in Nov for Christmas.  I’m actually in Spain right now for the Christmas vacation so I had to improvise using my phone as a scanner..=w=

Merry Christmas guys :D <3

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Fernando Torres, Saul Niguez, Antoine Griezmann & Koke have a chat during the break of Atletico Madrid vs Real Sociedad La Liga match (04/04/17)

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Antonio sings “La Bamba”

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Marco laying down Marc’s jersey 💛

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I could watch them run alllllllll day (click for bigger gifs)

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Лучший косплей на Поля Погба 2017 года.

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❤️❤️❤️ #atleticodemadrid #madrid #fernandotorres #antoinegriezmann #koke

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request: •Dane DeHaan locks•