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Who wanna have sex wit meeeee

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Chat I did not mean to post that to this blog

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I go TWO DAYS without getting off and suddenly I'm lasting like 30 seconds man FUCK THIS

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Masturbating isn't enough anymore I need someone to go down on me

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Touching yourself in a non sexual way honestly feels like the most pathetic thing on the planet. Holding my own face and hugging myself because I have nobody to do it for me. Rubbing my own arm and pretending it's someone else. Cuddling myself to sleep. The only warmth I get being my own. It feels pathetic.

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Him, absolutely railing into me:

Me: hey I was wondering if we could hold hands

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this blog is a safe space for me, all of you are in danger. i think

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The sexual tension between me and the Halloween store

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Bottoms will say they know a spot, and it’s actually just their Tops’ lap.

It’s me. I’m bottoms.

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THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS. THIGHS.

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critically consume my problematic dick and balls

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*announcer voice* And now, we’ll hear a few words from our sponsors!

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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aww sorry you had a bad day, I can suck your boobs if you want

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How am I gonna be horny and nonverbal the fuck

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I took her to my penthouse then I freaked it