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happy lesbian visibility week!! >:}

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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hell yeah guys who take T in the stomach

kofi

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finally posting these bc my friend said they were hot

✨they/them✨

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due to personal reasons im baby

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Time to go look cute for the plot

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ALL OF US STRANGERS (2023) dir. Andrew Haigh

"I’ve been thinking about you a whole heap today. Was thinking about watching crappy TV with you on a Friday night. Eating take-away on your sofa. Watching old episodes of Top of the Pops from before I was born."

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cigarettes and cigars might kill you but goddamn no other phallic imagery hits quite as much

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Being spanked and after a certain time inspected by your dom, and if you're not wet/hard enough for them they keep going-

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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Choker? I hardly know 'er!

Pansy-Leatherwork.com

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in the mood to be kissed & told how pretty I am <3

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The Bear (2022 -) I 1.05 Sheridan

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if only these were someone else’s hands…..

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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life