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Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.

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yeah im a real fuckin pervert,,,, i like being,, c,, ccuddlled,,,, and,,,, kiisseddd >////////<

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Everybody who was born born male has a breast size and shape encoded into their dna just waiting to be discovered, doesn't that make you a bit curious? Theres no harm in a bit of science <3

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Reasons why Trans Women have hands:

+ Grab Blahaj

+ Hug Blahaj

+ Grab Tiddies

+ Shake Tiddies

+ Grab Girlfriend

+ Hug Girlfriend

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Reblog and bark if you want to be clicker trained by a kinky tgirl

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Hey, y’all remember in P1 when GLaDOS’ Morality Core fell off and then she laughed and said “good news” and her whole tone of voice just switched and it was super chilling and a little gay and it absolutely fucking reverberated down your spine?

Good times.

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♡ I Love Amy ♡

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The best way to play Armored Core is while on drugs, getting edged by your gf and rewarded with orgasms for completing missions, while wearing a shock collar with a remote held by your wife who zaps you every time you stagger and die

@rose-buthorny @somepunknamedshae

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I'm gonna do this

10 notes: y'all can have pictures of my cats

20 notes: I'll do a full hygiene routine (everything shower, washing my face, properly brushing my teeth, etc)

40 notes: I'll make a dessert

80 notes: I'll make a healthy dinner

160 notes: I'll clean my bathroom

320 notes: I'll go a full day with no short form content (yt shorts, tiktok, etc)

640 notes: ill deep clean my room

1280 notes: I'll try to work out more (if anyone knows what kind of exercises I can do at the gym or at home to make a female body look more androgynous or even masculine, please lmk)

2560 notes: I'll ask my friends for a hug

5120 notes: I'll try to get medicated for adhd

10240 notes: I'll talk to my friends about what's been going on and how I've been feeling

20480 notes: I'll order a properly sized binder

40960 notes: I'll come out as nb and aroace to my friends

Man, I should not have done this on a day I knew I couldn't do much of it

So technically speaking, I didn't come out, but she's calling me by my preferred name and pronouns, so she knows and I'm really confused

Not started

In progress

Done

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robotgirl who brats by shocking you with small zaps and blames it on static electricity

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Fun Fact: Someone intentionally making loud noises when the autistic person walks by to overstimulate them as a joke is incredibly fucking ableist and I hope everyone who has ever done that or found my reaction to it funny jumps off a fucking cliff

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How cope with the yearning? Some critters, myself included, don't have people to cling to and hold close when the pining gets bad. How do you handle the fits of "oh my God I need blissed-out cuddles' when you can't get them?

I find a nearby pillow...

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Guilty Gear Strive PC 2021

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Tbh calling them princess parts has done so much for my own dysphoria

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people