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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

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Remember kids, you choose the laws of your reality

Haters will say I have cognitive distortions which are making my life "more difficult"

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Get the fuck up samurai, we've got a memecoin to launch

it's impossible to write cyberpunk fiction any more

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We've failed to consider the fact that he can't get laid because he's currently climbing everest for the third time

The everest chronicles

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So proud of himself

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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Spending my 30 minute break in the bathroom with a lollipop pretending I'm an exhausted single dad smoking a cigarette before heading back to my 9-5.

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Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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Guess you could say he's got a... death grip?

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Any sort of tortilla or taco shell accounts for this too.

My attempts at enjoying anything remotely mexican or middle eastern will always inevitably end in a bloodbath of sauce and small chunks and bits of meat

It's oddly primal

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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