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keeping the h*vemind fed but at what cost

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it’s may 5th, bitches.

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“All right, I’m just gonna start reading it out loud.” “I’m not helping you.” “’However, it’s interesting—’” “—Dex, you can’t start an essay with however. What? Contractions? Why?”

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I am relieved that I’d left my room tidy Goodbye…

Last Words of a Shooting Star - Mitski

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Candy heart that says “When I came to Samwell, I thought of it as a punishment. And that I needed to prove myself here, alone. But then I met our friends and they wouldn’t let me do that. And then I met you. And you wouldn’t let me do that. And it’s because of you that this place and this rink and the last four years of my life mean something and were the best years of my life. Bitty you’re... you are the kindest person I have ever met. And I used to think my life would start after I graduated but it didn’t. It started here and it started with you, Bitty.”

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i thought this was good

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If you can’t picture her throwing a molotov… she’s not the one, bro.

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@ngoziu you wanna draw the omgcp boys in Star Wars costumes, you wanna do it so bad-

Bitty, fastest pilot in the galaxy, in the Iconic Luke Skywalker Chanel Boots Outfit.....

Jack in the orange X-wing pilot jumpsuit shaking out the helmet hair.....

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For the soft asks: buttery and honey?

buttery: favorite snack

Hummus and pita chips

honey: favorite term of indearment

I really like angel!

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soft asks:

cherry - what is your sexuality?

lollipop - favorite makeup products?

daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

october - what month were you born in?

caress - do you like to snuggle?

ivory - describe your pajamas?

golden - favorite stationary product?

freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

twilight - best friend?

silk - do you like k-pop?

poppy - favorite pastel color?

dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?

sunkissed - autumn or spring?

buttery - favorite snack?

whisper - how much sleep do you get?

pencil - do you own a journal?

cupcake - are you a good cook?

honey - favorite term of endearment?

clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?

velvet - who was your first crush?

paper - favorite children’s book?

peaches - do you have a skincare routine?

mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?

backyard - did you ever have an imaginary friend?

strawberry - favorite fruit?

kiss - have you ever kissed a friend?,

nightlight - do you read before bed?

shampoo - favorite scent?

skin - what distant relative are you closest to?

aphrodite - favorite actress/actor?

cuddles - do you have any pets?

lace - if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?

sheets - sanrio or san-x characters?

cream - frozen yogurt flavor?

watermelon - do films ever make you cry?

sapphos - favorite poet?

plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?

sweetheart - favorite mug/cup?

sunset - what are your pronouns?

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if we consider check, please! taking place in the real world can you even imagine how popular bitty’s youtube channel would be especially during this pandemic?

he already had a built in fanbase that would have increased with national exposure, and considering it’s been 3 in-world years by 2020 he’s already an established brand. 

an upbeat feel-good youtube channel where a super cute blond guy teaches people how to bake like an expert, increasingly-more-often-than-not accompanied by his extremely hot, extremely sweet, very famous hockey sous chef husband. both of whom are now quarantined. like can you even fathom how popular this channel would become? 

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the rituals are intricate

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you think you can slack off on day 2 rans?? They ain’t gonna light themselves

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my fave part about zimbits is bitty thinking that jack is sooo funny and sooo charming while everyone else isn’t sure why bitty’s genuinely laughing at all of jack’s jokes

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check please characters as john mulaney quotes

bitty: it’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them

jack: in terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin

shitty: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

lardo: i have had a very long day. i am very small and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under

ransom: holster and i have a new house. it was built in the ‘20s, but it was flipped in 2014. which means it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash

holster: nothing that i know can help you with your car ever. unless you’re like, “hey, i’ve got a flat tire, does anyone here know a lot about 30 rock”?

chowder: it’s fun to be married. i’ve never been supervised before. i’m supervised. farmer studies what i do, like an anthropologist. she’ll be like, “sometimes, he will watch a movie on tv even though he already owns that movie on dvd. pointing this out confuses and upsets him"

nursey: the bad guy would hold the joint in a villainous way. they’d always offer the joint in a way that no one ever holds a joint. like it’s a skull in a shakespeare play

dex: i’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, i’ll die

tango: ah… numbers, the letters of math

whiskey: sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all