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boats are still in vogue for me btw i haven’t given up and it’ll be really awkward if i do call it quits at some point because by then i’ll have a degree in boats so i’ll probably have to kill myself to preserve my family’s honor or whatever. SAD.

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top 10 conceptually funniest rote characters:

1. lant, who was there to bully a nine year-old and then fuck his sister.

2. shine, who was there to bully a nine year-old and then fuck her brother.

3. starling. sometimes a fujoshi is also homophobic and that’s fine.

4. malta the horse.

5. the kennit-necklace. evil amulet that says “hey man can we cool it on the sinister shit.” evil amulet that is nicer than you. imagine sucking so bad that your evil amulet thinks you’re an asshole and actively works to undermine you.

6. kyle haven by virtue of being named kyle in a world where people are named oettre and kettricken and thymara.

7. small ferret.

8. the dragon spit who named himself spit because he spits a lot and everyone hates him because he sucks what a fucking legend.

9. civil bresinga.

10. the liveship ophelia who learned that she was an artificial consciousness embedded in the dead womb of a hatchling dragon and said that was absolutely none of her fucking business and kept on trucking while every other boat tried to kill itself.

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MATT SMITH as DAEMON TARGARYEN in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON ↳ 2.06 - "Smallfolk"

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do u guys remember jonsatin………..

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wippppppp 😝

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not my dumb ass considering the tetrapod 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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it is awesome how often in royal assassin fitz is like oh my god the fool is so Delicate and Fragile and Vulnerable like a beautiful brand new baby bird. this is such a great way to sublimate your emergent gay thoughts very elegant you’re doing great fitz do not worry about this. it’s very normal to think about someone’s delicate ethereal bone structure this often do not worry about this. you’ve got other stuff going on you can circle back to these thoughts in two or twenty years. your growing mental catalog of the different ways he smiles at you depending on setting and mood is looking really good don’t read too much into it fitz. you have the mind of a scholar.

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tor bomann larsen refers to the north pole as "that unmentionable spot to which roald amundsens thoughts were always turned" fred cooks prostate? 🏳️‍🌈?

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99% of absentee fathers begin to take an interest in their children right before their lifelong homoerotic friendship makes a reappearance and immediately supersedes all other responsibilities and relationships. KEEP FEEDING MEMORIES TO THE STONE WOLF!!!!!!!!!!

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renowned pro athlete jaime that runs over bran with his porsche bc he was getting road head and is then put into prison and immediately manages to antagonize a powerful mob kingpin or whatever in there leading to him getting maimed the moment he gets out creating intense twitter discourse about the ethics of making fun of him is the only modern au that i am profoundly interested in

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exploring kelsingra

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i do think one of my next endeavors will be an asoiaf reread which i’m sure will make the three people still following me for asoiaf very very scared

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i miss fitz so bad. i haven’t read any new books since i finished assfate its so over. i just started listening to an audiobook of assassins apprentice again. other books don’t have fitz in them im having a difficult time. bring him home…

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rote is an exercise in stretching the definition of “the good old days” to days that actually kicked absolute shit.

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claudia - interview with the vampire (2022-) // bee farseer - assassin’s fate by robin hobb

(inspo: x | x)

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what if we all died.

starting fitz and the fool 😛 and i won’t even kill myself or anything.