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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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hey man why don’t you tell me about the franklin expedition

asks that i read like this

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gritting my teeth staring at myself in the mirror. nobody in this class wants to hear about the franklin expedition i know you love it but we have to be the least annoying variant of ourself that we can be. ok loveyou bye. and then i go into class and yell about the victory point note anyway like what did we do all that for………..

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@pixelshiftexe impossible he’d immediately bail when he saw the hammock they expected him to sleep in and if that didn’t put the final nail in he’d dip when he saw how ugly slops are and refuse to wear them and freeze to death in an hour

hickey but he works on a greyjoy ship instead of franklin expedition. send ask.

rip cornelius hickey you would’ve loved psychically torturing victarion greyjoy until he killed himself

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hickey but he works on a greyjoy ship instead of franklin expedition. send ask.

rip cornelius hickey you would’ve loved psychically torturing victarion greyjoy until he killed himself

[jeyneofpoole]

does he ever get high and ask jojen odd questions about cannibalism

yeah and one time they shared their pen w bloodraven (district manager) and he casually confessed to communing with trees and now they genuinely believe that bloodraven from corporate is psychic (he is) so they don’t steal games anymore because they’re convinced he can see them (he can)

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can you give rickon a job at the strip mall i need to know what he contributes

oh easy he works after school at the gamestop that sells maybe one thing per day and is always a little sticky and smells like stale sweat and he and jojen get high and play super smash bros on the clock literally all day long and nobody gives a fuck

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what the hell is a hickey in this context

a guy who hickeys all over the place. silver is just hickey but warmer, jack is hickey-esque enough to count and anne is his billy if billy was cool, vane is hickey on coke, etc etc

[jeyneofpoole]

your hickey post is fascinating because to me hickey is the terror’s vriska and everything has a vriska

im only a homestuck in law (tlt fan) but from what i understand this is true yes

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what the FUCK are you people talking about

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i maintain that every boat show has a hickey except for black sails where every other character is a hickey and the rest are croziers if they never went through withdrawal. yeah i’m typically pretty normal.

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finished season one. hey flint congrats buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it!!!!!!

might fuck around and try to watch black sails for the third time

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Fantasy authors fear the landsknecht and his drip

[jeyneofpoole]

you're my patchface (in an affectionate way)

yeah this is pretty much what i look like

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I NEED TO BE ON A BOAT

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whenever i read your modern asoiaf posts. it makes my brain feel like its a bunch of necklaces tangled together

i log on and i send waves of evil psionic energy via posts about asoiaf characters vaping to my beautiful followers and i receive nothing but love in return GOD BLESS

[jeyneofpoole]

you're my patchface (in an affectionate way)

yeah this is pretty much what i look like