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[jezivo-the-trainer]

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

[jezivo-the-trainer]

Wow! You sure you wanna do that, boss? I thought we were trying to keep this whole thing a secret?

@vindication-thy-name-is-dwight

[SECURE LINE]

Hey, uh…boss? You got a minute?

[jezivo-the-trainer]

Well, no. But there is something you should know.

Some girl just showed up on Lazuroth. Says she was running away from something. The queen’s got her in a room on tight security. Want me to keep an eye on her?

@vindication-thy-name-is-dwight

[SECURE LINE]

Hey, uh…boss? You got a minute?

[jezivo-the-trainer]

@vindication-thy-name-is-dwight

[SECURE LINE]

Hey, uh...boss? You got a minute?

[jezivo-the-trainer]

“...No.”

@little-justice

“Um…something was just to you?”

[jezivo-the-trainer]

“...Yes.”

@little-justice

“Um…something was just to you?”

[jezivo-the-trainer]

[Hands her a very large plush otter It’s almost bigger than her]

@little-justice

“Um…something was just to you?”

[jezivo-the-trainer]

@little-justice

“Um...something was just to you?”

[jezivo-the-trainer]

↖️Achievement: Black Knight

🏆”Bold of you to assume I’m the Hero..”

[jezivo-the-trainer]

You're still a prince, Honey. You have to be protected.

EXPLAIN TO ZIM WHY HE STILL HAS GUARDS FOLLOWING HIM AROUND. JEZIVO HAS TAUGHT ZIM SELF-DEFENSE >:/

[jezivo-the-trainer]

ITS HIM THE BOI NIX 

~💖~

🛸 😭😭😭 MY BOY!!! MY SON!! 💗💕💗♥️💗💖💛💖❤️💖💕💖💖💛💗💜💛💖💞❤️💖💖💜♥️💕💖💜💖💞

[jezivo-the-trainer]

Jezivo treds water, watching Nix swim around. His mask being wet makes it uncomfortable, so he slowly peels it off , show his fangs. He hopes they dont put Nix off.

"Oh yeah." He laughs nervously. He clears his throat and adds "Your tail is cute."

M!anon, you're a mermaid for the rest of mermay!

"Oh! This is strange."

[jezivo-the-trainer]

"I mean...we can? I do know how to swim."

He jumps in the water.

M!anon, you're a mermaid for the rest of mermay!

"Oh! This is strange."

[jezivo-the-trainer]

"So my boyfriend is a mer...Irken??"

M!anon, you're a mermaid for the rest of mermay!

"Oh! This is strange."

[jezivo-the-trainer]

{Claps hands} Good job, Honey!

*stab again*

This time, honey blocks your attack and knocks you out cold.

[jezivo-the-trainer]

Jezivo pulls down his mask and kisses Nix on the cheek.

“Yeah I’m yours.”

You're precious.

He chokes and stumbles over his words.

“Uh. T-thanks.”

[jezivo-the-trainer]

You're precious.

He chokes and stumbles over his words.

“Uh. T-thanks.”