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[jfcwhitley]

@twitley: found a store selling dead flowers #sohalloween

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text to _____

whitley: i just watched titanic again help im going to have a metal breakdown so much pain

[jfcwhitley]

@dantheman: @twitley with you, definitely with you. we can go have asparagus or something.

@twitley: @dantheman but i dont actually like asparagus

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@dannyballz: @twitley wow. rude as fuck bye i only might bring you some food because i'm hungry too

@dannyballz: @twitley and hold on why does my twitter handle bother you i just realized u said that wtf my handle is great

@twitley: @dannyballz ok just look at it ... dannyballz like why

@twitley: my preference is chicken nuggets if ur getting food meet me in one of the 200 fucking living rooms because my roommates asleep af

[jfcwhitley]

Isn't that annoying, though? How many tops have you ruined because of that? I'd constantly be terrified of wearing white if I had a nosebleed condition. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

No like, I get them really commonly. I’ve seen a doctor about it and everything. Nothing to worry about. I’m fine.

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@dannyballz: @twitley if i get u dumb food will u shut ur dumb mouth????

@twitley: @dannyballz yeah probalbly but not for long actually because you suck and i hope 2 make ur time here miserable

[jfcwhitley]

I probably should have listened for the sarcasm. You should find a bathroom, though, and we should get you some water, like -- have you been outside too much? Is it the heat?

I’m kidding — I’m kidding. I could never be serious in talking about myself like that, shit. I know. I just… I’ll use my shirt I guess.

[jfcwhitley]

@dannyballz: @twitley chill..what crawled up ur ass wtf

@twitley: @dannyballz im so hungry and ur handle is pissing me off i literally have never wanted mcdonalds this much ever so unless u have it go away

[jfcwhitley]

Why does every single guy here have an ego the size of a house? I swear to god, man, you'd be even cuter if you didn't act like a jackass. Jesus-- fuck, I'm sorry, you're just-- like, you need a towel or something. 

I am, I am. Just… don’t look, or something. Even though that might be hard for you, since I’m just so fucking good-looking. It’ll go away in a minute.

[jfcwhitley]

@dannyballz: @twitley why would i ever do that

@twitley: @dannyballz why would u even answer this i said SOMEBODY not SOMETHING ur not even a fucking human #goaway

[jfcwhitley]

Yeah, but you're, like-- really bleeding. It's making me feel a little sick, actually, so can you at least put your hand up there or something? 

Huh? No — don’t worry about it. My nose bleeds all the fucking time. It’ll stop eventually.

[jfcwhitley]

@twitley: someone go find food for me or with me but for me would be nice

[jfcwhitley]

@twitley: tbt

[jfcwhitley]

Yeah, well, I'm sorry for having feelings, but did you really need to be rude like that? 

Congratulations, you’re home sick and I don’t give a fuck. 

[jfcwhitley]

No estoy predicando a usted, diva tonta, sólo estoy tratando de hacerle saber que su vida va a ser bastante derrochador e increíblemente infeliz. My name is Whitley, though, it's a pleasure to meet you, I mean, if you plan to introduce yourself after offering to pay me to be your slave girl. 

Why would it be a joke? I’m very serious about it and it’s hardly being treated like a slave, I’ve offered to pay my help in more than just cash money. I have a lot to offer— what is your name? Also, what are you some kind of preacher? I didn’t ask for a sermon. In fact, I’m not religious. Non ho bisogno di amici, ho avuto tutto quello che ho bisogno.

[jfcwhitley]

text to connor

connor: okay.........work

connor: what did u do, tan naked??? i'm sure they have a nude beach here but.. maybe u should chill

whitley: no i fucking didn't tan naked i'm so in the dark about this fucking happening i have been wearing a bathing suit since i arrived

whitley: like literally u tell me how the fuck this happened