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You know what. Fuck you.
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theres been a terrible on purpose down at the accident factory...
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If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care
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Man unintentionally teaches his Corgi sign language! 😊 Follow me for more smart puppers!
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elf liberalism probably goes insane
#I think this is the plot of a dnd game I’m playing#Graeme I know you follow me and are still awake is this right?
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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw
get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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horny for mech pilots. horny for commanding officers. WHERE is the horny for r&d.
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honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"
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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
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