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dream blunt rotation (i'm the blunt)

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SAW

2004, dir. James Wan

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The way all your fav movies and shows are my fav is insane like. SAW AND YELLOWJACKETS?? ANDDD CRIMINAL MINDS???

AYEEEE THATS AWESOME !!!! i literally can’t be normal about any of these things 💀

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movie night with the yellowjackets

yellowjackets x reader movie night headcanons (lottie, natalie, mari)

sfw, no warnings, written with fem!reader in mind but can be read as gn!reader

lottie matthews

always the host !! yes it’s logical because her house is huge & her parents are never home but you spend most of your time together there anyway so that’s also a big factor

ALWAYS STOCKED UP ON SNACKS

makes sure to have your favorite snacks and drinks for the movie, but she really already has those things just for whenever you’re there 🤭

you flip a coin to decide on who gets to choose the movie or you switch back and forth each time

i imagine her watching a lot of movies growing up especially with her parents always being busy

like idk just imagine her being a bit pretentious about her favorite movies unprovoked (but in an endearing way) 😭

she loves dropping fun facts about her favorite movies throughout the night

“this scene almost wasn’t included actually”

“did you know those lines were improvised?”

will shush you if you talk during her favorite part

will rewind to show that part again even if you only talked for half a second of the scene

she was basically raised by movies so it’s serious for her when it comes to her favorites

designated snack & drink refiller

obviously she knows the lines to her favorite movies forwards and backwards

NEEDS to know your thoughts once the movie ends; she loves a good post-movie yap sesh

will do the fake yawn to put her arm around your shoulder “as a joke”

loves to snuggle while watching

lots and lots of fluffy blankets

loves falling asleep with you while the movie plays (as long as it’s not one of her favorites)

natalie scatorccio

usually movie nights are held at your place

you oftentimes end up picking the movie

generally speaking she usually just likes rewatching her favorite movies

the type to distract you on purpose in the middle of the movie

“accidentally” gets closer to you as the time goes on (she somehow ended up on your lap?? how did that happen…)

makes sure there’s plenty of blankets and pillows

makes it into a whole experience, basically creating a pillow fort

she also orders lots of food !! anything you want

but she puts you on popcorn duty too because she always burns it

pretends not to be as excited as she is

not completely paying attention to the movie

much more focused on watching you watch the movie or just staring at you in general

occasionally you have to quiz her on what just happened to make her prove she was watching

tbh she’s just happy to be there <3

mari ibarra

HAS to be the one to pick the movie

you get slurpees and cheeseburgers obviously

make it into another little date if u can easily walk to the 7/11

she sometimes asks to do the 2 straws in one drink thing as a cheesy romantic gesture, but if you told anyone about it she’d deny it

definitely gets annoyed if you ask her to rewind a bunch of times because you were talking

because why are you talking during her perfect movie of choice 🤨

i imagine she’s a ride or die for her favorite movies (much like lottie)

she’s a sucker for a good rom-com even though she’d never admit it (nat too)

you buy the tickets (if it’s at a theatre— but usually movie nights are held at one of your places)

usually ends up talking about the movie for hours after it ends if she really liked it

would never admit to anyone how much the movie nights mean to her but they’ve pretty much become a staple (+ a favorite) part of her routine

loves sitting on your lap bridal style with her arms around your neck throughout portions of the movie (posture in the GUTTER)

feeds you popcorn like a loser in love 🙄 because she is 🙄🙄

falling asleep together is one of her favorite parts of movie nights

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONEEEEE MAKE SURE TO KISS A GIRL AND PRACTICE LESBIANISM TODAY AND EVERY DAY!

#LIVELOVELESBIANS

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grumpy!mari headcanons

mari ibarra x reader (written w fem!reader in mind, but i think it could be gn!reader because nothing in here specifies gender) can be read as pre-crash or post-crash (because she is NOT dead she told me herself)

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she’s the grumpiest when she’s sleepy

will pretend to still be asleep & act like she can’t hear you if you try to wake her up

not as grumpy when she’s hungry- she’s definitely more of a hangry type

grumpy mari definitely curses everyone and their mother at any minor inconvenience

mari is NOT a morning person 😭

she’s the type to mumble “5 more minutes” if you have to wake her up

mari gets tired and suddenly her vocabulary solely consists of expletives & curse words 😭

loooves spending the weekends sleeping in with you <3 will get upset if you try to start the day while she’s still half asleep >:(

huffs and puffs when she cant get what she wants

ik she has you walking on eggshells when she’s taking a nap 😭 she’s the type to groan and throw a pillow at you if you’re too loud

acts like the literal world is gonna end if you wake her up from a nap like what is her problem wjdjdifjd

makes you promise to get her a slurpee as an apology for disturbing her beauty sleep :(

will dramatically sigh and put a pillow over her face if she thinks you’re being noisy just to annoy you (mind you— doing all that is what’s keeping her up, not you milling around) (she doesn’t care because she likes teasing you more than she likes her beauty sleep)

usually you just leave her alone & let her sleep

but sometimes you turn into yappatron3000 you can’t help it !!!

one time she actually threw a pillow at you to shut you up

rolls her eyes and crosses her arms a lot. pair that with a pout and the earlier mentioned huffing and puffing, you’ve got a signature grumpy mari right in front of you

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grumpy/annoyed mari ibarra you are so dear to me <3

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i’m thinking of writing something lottie x reader where they’re both in the wilderness off their meds, not just lottie 😭😭 i was just thinking about how i’d survive there without my meds and it struck an idea. would you be interested?

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jealous!mari headcanons

mari ibarra x fem!reader

warnings: nsfw towards the end, majority is fluff, established relationship (mostly)

sfw

mari really wanted to be on the same team as you for capture the bone but nat wanted all the couples on different teams

was smug as hellll when she helped her team win by being the decoy, but you couldn’t stop teasing her about how annoyed and mopey she would’ve been if she’d lost

she denies that that would’ve happened, saying she’s not competitive, but you both know that’s not true

says random things to make you blush, loves whispering in your ear

“you know, it would’ve been so much better if you were the one on top of me during the game”

“don’t you wanna help me celebrate? it’s a bit rude not to congratulate the winner…”

i like to imagine that when she made the remark about cabin guy to lottie it was to impress akilah because mari was so loser lesbian with it & i feel like she’d be like that around you before you started dating 😭 like girl be calm

SET on sleeping in the same hut together, regardless of its size. usually you sleep in hers but if you ever end up going back to yours at the end of the night, she’ll eventually crawl in to join you with a cute frown on her face

“you don’t wanna sleep with me?” (you always want to)

“can i… sleep here then?” (of course she can)

she also “accidentally” puts extra hoodies and blankets on your side of the makeshift bed so you can sleep better 🤲

sometimes her jealousy shows more as being upset, but she’ll always try to mask it with her witty remarks

but deep inside she’s just a big softie who doesn’t understand why you don’t want to be with her 24 hours a day 😔😔😔 (you do, it’s just not realistically possible)

she’s a BIGGG pouter when she’s upset. you tease her? she pouts. you go a few hours without seeing her during the day? she’s pouting the second you get back

mari’s jealousy comes out more when shauna is around you, especially because it seems to her that shauna continues to spend time with you solely to piss her off

one time you were assigned to help shauna prepare dinner and mari nearly turned red in the face watching the smirk grow on shauna’s face

nsfw

to me mari is a switch so the way she reacts to jealousy intimacy-wise would depend on the situation

if it was because of shauna or another perceived wrong, she’s much more dominant and controlling

if it was because you weren’t spending enough time with her lately or something smaller like that, she’d be more soft and just want you to “prove” to her that she’s the only one for you (ofc she already knows that)

she prefers for you to go down on her in those softer moments, but when her jealousy is gearing towards anger, she likes taking you with her fingers

she’s much more secure in the relationship than it may seem; regardless of her “anger” when it comes to moments of jealousy, she knows you wouldn’t ever cheat or do anything to hurt her

she could never tell you that, of course. she’s a badass!! a nonchalant, very confident badass who definitely doesn’t think about you every second of the day

ik this is supposed to be a nsfw section but for some reason i don’t feel like mari would be the type to start hooking up during a moment of jealousy ykwim 🤨 i feel like she’s more the type to storm off and sulk until you notice

DOES jump your bones once she’s over it tho. like you do still have “jealous” sex but usually by that point you’ve worked it out

she’s still possessive at heart though so she will be leaving marks all over for shauna to see

and you don’t even care :)

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canon lynnmanda

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doomcoming with lottie (headcanons)

no warnings :) sfw !!

getting dressed together !! i’m of firm believe that lottie made your flower crown; obv you could make one of your own but she wanted you to wear the one she made for you 🙂‍↕️

lottie picking out your outfit and you picking out your hairstyle (she does it for you)

i just know mari’s “alcohol” tasted nasty and sour asf 😭😭

u guys basically just doing shots of it together because having to drink it over time is basically torture

escaping together like how nat and coach ben did to get away from everyone

but it wasn’t just to avoid people u just want to spend time together 😔😔 there’s rarely a chance for privacy in the wilderness so venturing off while everyone else is distracted feels easier and less obvious

if everyone knows about your relationship they’ll usually tease you guys when you come back from going off together but since everyone’s on shrooms no one even notices you went missing wksjud

this can also apply if it’s a secret relationship because nobody noticed anyway so like. y’all made it without getting found out 🙏

accidentally running into natalie and coach since all 4 of you had the same idea

stealing swigs of natalie’s liquor while she’s telling ben about the shrooms OMG WHO SAID THAT!!!

lottie being so distracted by everything that she doesn’t hear natalie so she doesn’t understand why everyone is freaking out since usually she’s the one having visions

lottie asking you if you’re seeing things too because she doesn’t wanna think she’s crazy and natalie has to jump in like no queenies it’s the shrooms 🤩🤩

kinda just laying on the ground w her staring at the trees and the stars etc. feeling like ur sinking into the earth and then lottie starting to mumble about the wilderness

honestly she could’ve been saying full sentences but neither of you knew what was going on anyway

HOLDING HANDSSS !!!! holding Hands holding hands.

Hands.

holding hands while you’re watching the stars, lottie tracing the top of yours with her thumb every so often :]

okay and then the second half never happened! everyone was super nice to each other and very sweet and kind and they all hugged and lived happily ever after ❤️❤️❤️

so excited to write for yellowjackets!!! lottie is my favorite if you couldn’t tell <3 (i wrote this really fast so i apologize if it’s not cohesive or done very well)

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Hi :D

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yellowjackets requests

i’d love to start writing for yellowjackets!! if you’re interested pls send in any requests!! can be ships or x reader (either tl) 🥹🥹🥹 my favorite is lottie by far and nat is my second in case anyone was wondering 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

(not writing for the boys because i’m a lesbian)

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she died alone.

she really died alone. You all were horrible with her this season and she literally was practicing how to apologize in front of a mirror with tears in her eyes and trembling lips.

she took care of others all the time and no one taked care of her; she was out of the psychiatric and one week later she’s dead.

rest in peace Charlotte Matthews. The peace you never got alive. Love you.

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my beautiful, unproblematic, feminist, never wrong queen. I hope you're doing well where ever you are. I miss you so much, you are so loved by me.

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>:0

angy meow meow face

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18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

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what saw III did y'all watch