jillthesomething
jillthesomething
Jill The Something
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[he/they/any really] Huge nerd. I exist.
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jillthesomething · 2 hours ago
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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
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jillthesomething · 2 hours ago
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Don’t try this at home.
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jillthesomething · 23 hours ago
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MONDAY DINNER
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jillthesomething · 24 hours ago
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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.
"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."
"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"
"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."
"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"
"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."
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jillthesomething · 24 hours ago
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jillthesomething · 1 day ago
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I am having so much trouble designing a character Here's some spiders I made idk
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jillthesomething · 1 day ago
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jillthesomething · 1 day ago
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"wait, but what do I say to describe people who cannot get pregnant?" a guide.
Men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Transgender men are men and many are capable of getting pregnant. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.
Cis men cannot get pregnant: INCORRECT. Intersex men who are technically cis, but have uteruses and ovaries, may be capable of pregnancy, even if it's unlikely. Also, excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.
Cis perisex men cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes the plenty of people who are not men who cannot get pregnant.
People without uteruses cannot get pregnant: Correct, but excludes infertile and menopausal people with uteruses who also cannot get pregnant.
People who cannot get pregnant: CORRECT. Excludes no one.
To use inclusionary language, you don't need to rip through the reeds in search of wider terminology when you could quite literally say things exactly as they are. Inclusive language isn't "overcomplicated" at all. It's straightforward.
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jillthesomething · 1 day ago
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YA!
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jillthesomething · 1 day ago
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jillthesomething · 3 days ago
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jillthesomething · 4 days ago
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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jillthesomething · 5 days ago
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redesigned my lil creature a bit with markings to make them a bit more unique
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jillthesomething · 5 days ago
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Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.
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jillthesomething · 5 days ago
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regressing
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jillthesomething · 5 days ago
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Well this sure hit me like a ton of bricks
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jillthesomething · 5 days ago
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when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language
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