tali. she/they. mid-twenties. certified multi-fandom disaster bi.
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careers in science & academia are so Cassandra-coded. you possess a Great and Burdensome Knowledge (at heavy cost*), which is both its own reward and its own punishment. and no one fucking listens to you
#reporting live from the verge of tears#it’s difficult to overstate how patently depressing it is to be an early-career academic scientist in the united states rn
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Happy Pride Month y'all ! 🌈✨
Never be ashamed of who you are and stay strong no matter what ! 💛
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lando: *sniffs oscar* did you use my deodorant?
oscar: no, i used my own
lando: is it a female one?
oscar: no it's chocolate flavoured!
lando: *sniffs again*
oscar: *leans in* you can get a better whiff if you want!
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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there’s nothing like an oblivious race winner. “i was wheel spinning in sixth gear”. oscar babe, max tried to kill several people and a sauber finished fifth, your gear shifts are so irrelevant they may as well be a williams
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"liam is the new kevin magnussen" SLANDER. how dare you. kevin was a loyal knight slaughtering the others for his blonde german princess. liam is just barreling into people, without honor, princessless. theyre not the same
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i was halfway through typing a joke about nico hulkenberg and the etsy witch, and then i looked up to see terry from brooklyn nine nine doing the interviews?? fever dream content live from barcelona
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late safety car my behated
#i am so stressed#i am heartbroken for kimi and i understand why we’re under safety car#but man i do not enjoy the total resets with ten laps to go?#barcelona gp 2025#spanish gp 2025
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this terrible thing we’re witnessing now is not unique you know it happened before or something much like it
Sophocles, trans. Anne Carson, Antigonick
#how is a greek chorus like a lawyer#the fact that this monologue still autocompletes in my head is such a jumpscare
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landoscar + being horrendously fond
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world of their own 🌍
#you're laughing. these are the guys inciting vicious fanwars amongst 19 year olds on twitter and you're laughing.#<- @OP i love you dearly
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good evening guys. i'm experiencing the audacity of hope
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“you smell spectacular” um?? what a deeply normal thing to say??
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alex :( sweetheart :( no :(
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i’m sorry?? are nando’s breaks?? on fire?? is this just something we are not worried about??
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