jimkinnz

[jimkinnz]

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

[jimkinnz]

stop reading tomes with the gnomes and come read a scroll with the ghoul

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oh• not a homunculus• i have matches if you want them•

There once was a wizard of spruce

Though a puppet, could give some abuse

For his small wooden arms

Could bring you great harms

For his spell shakes some mean splinters loose

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if this is about you' get well soon• otherwise, this guy might count as a subtype of homunculus•

There once was a wizard of spruce

Though a puppet, could give some abuse

For his small wooden arms

Could bring you great harms

For his spell shakes some mean splinters loose

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homunculus facts¡

a new infusion of saltpeter would fix him•

my ex,s red flag was repeated attempts at generating a chimera without taking a life•

girl slay• those skeletons• they scare me•

smash or pass· sylphs' salamanders' undynes' and gnomes {ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ}

[jimkinnz]

sorry• i just have a lot of feelings about alchemical words•

homunculus facts¡

a new infusion of saltpeter would fix him•

my ex,s red flag was repeated attempts at generating a chimera without taking a life•

girl slay• those skeletons• they scare me•

smash or pass· sylphs' salamanders' undynes' and gnomes {ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ}

[jimkinnz]

no offense' but you sound like an american high school kid doing a report rn• it just doesn,t sound like alchemy•

homunculus facts¡

a new infusion of saltpeter would fix him•

my ex,s red flag was repeated attempts at generating a chimera without taking a life•

girl slay• those skeletons• they scare me•

smash or pass· sylphs' salamanders' undynes' and gnomes {ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ}

[jimkinnz]

probably• i eat a lot of things• but saltpeter also just sounds so appropriately alchemical• what else am I supposed to say¿ quicksilver¿ 乁⁠[⁠ ⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠ ⁠]⁠ㄏ

homunculus facts¡

a new infusion of saltpeter would fix him•

my ex,s red flag was repeated attempts at generating a chimera without taking a life•

girl slay• those skeletons• they scare me•

smash or pass· sylphs' salamanders' undynes' and gnomes {ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ}

[jimkinnz]

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

a new infusion of saltpeter would fix him•

my ex,s red flag was repeated attempts at generating a chimera without taking a life•

girl slay• those skeletons• they scare me•

smash or pass· sylphs' salamanders' undynes' and gnomes {ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ}

[jimkinnz]

it,s a tragesty•

Gate agent at the airport asked my reason for travel. Apparently, “bloody vengeance” is the kind of answer that gets you sent through the TSA again and gets your wand confiscated.

Well, at least the wand they could find 😏

[jimkinnz]

if you wanna do that' just do that• you can achieve the same effect with a disguise spell•

Y’all, I am so on the torn about an event I saw down at the town square today. A pirate ship says they’re going to have a pride yacht party, but I know that it is the ship of the dread pirate, Captain Scurvy Scarlett.

She is a fearsome and cruel pirate that is rumored to have abandoned her last crew on a dessert island so she wouldn’t have to split their treasure.

But also, hot pirate lady.

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Tried sneaking a wand into a business meeting using my neck tie. It’s not like I planned on casting any spells, but ya never know.

Unfortunately, at one point I did sneeze, which flung my tie into a perfect casting pattern. And my sneezes do sometimes sound like spells. So the HR representative was very cross at me for turning David from accounting into a mass of stoats equal to his body weight.

[jimkinnz]

where is this company¿ (⁠◉෴◉)

asking for a friend•

Tried sneaking a wand into a business meeting using my neck tie. It’s not like I planned on casting any spells, but ya never know.

Unfortunately, at one point I did sneeze, which flung my tie into a perfect casting pattern. And my sneezes do sometimes sound like spells. So the HR representative was very cross at me for turning David from accounting into a mass of stoats equal to his body weight.

[jimkinnz]

Wolf skeleton dressed as a warrior, found with an atlatl, gold disk, and shell necklace. Found in an offering at the Templo Mayor, Mexico City. Aztec. Late 15th century.

https://twitter.com/friel/status/1199144334911791104/photo/1

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master is inconsolable• please take it back•

I have gathered a series of rats and pigeons in Skinner Boxes and subjected them to images of cursed and non cursed amulets. If they press a lever when the screen shows a non cursed amulet, a treat is dispensed.

The next stage is to show them series of amulets that have not been analyzed and when they press the lever they are still rewarded and the amulet is sorted as good.

And with this new system, I have overcome the damnable “A.I.” with real biological intelligence that will surely have no unexpected repercussions.