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[jimkinnz]

why aren't u on testosterone answer quick

im stuck in the maze

[jimkinnz]

it's because you're always drinking those damn concoctions

[jimkinnz]

i,m glad we can all be friends again•

also' with regard to what i can and can,t eat• don,t worry about it• shhh• don,t worry about it• it,s like' most things• don,t worry about it•

Okay, I gknow interacting with you is likely to gnet me cursed somehow, but I also gknow you're the biggest expert on curses around, and... there' s a gnoxious curse I've been under for gnigh onto a week gnow, and I'm gnetting desperate.

So I'm under this curse of gnome speech. I can't stop speaking like a gnome, and it's gnightmarishly agnnoying. I've been hiding out because I think @jimkinnz wants to eat me (I don't really blame him; I think he kind of has gnomivorous ignstincts), but even if it weren't for that this curse is just... gnauseously gnasty.

I'll pay you to remove this curse; I'll do you a service in return; whatever. I gknow even if you do remove this curse you'll probably gnive me a different curse in response, but... at this point I'm willing to take that chance. I can't take this any longer. I gneed this curse gnone.

I Don't "Remove" Curses boy. It's like, an artist breaking a stained glass window, you get it.

But in this case it's more like an artist burning a kindergarten kid's crayon drawing. This curse is just shitty you know?

Get a gnome's red hat, a large mushroom and a marigold and burn them all with pinewood under the light of the moon. Or kill the person who cursed you. Easy solve.

[jimkinnz]

i can• i eat those gummies like they,re going out of style¡¡¡

The trifecta

[jimkinnz]

i ate a small gnome today• it was chalky• it might have been a statue•

[jimkinnz]

i could eat someone for you' rather than eating you•

Okay, I gknow interacting with you is likely to gnet me cursed somehow, but I also gknow you're the biggest expert on curses around, and... there' s a gnoxious curse I've been under for gnigh onto a week gnow, and I'm gnetting desperate.

So I'm under this curse of gnome speech. I can't stop speaking like a gnome, and it's gnightmarishly agnnoying. I've been hiding out because I think @jimkinnz wants to eat me (I don't really blame him; I think he kind of has gnomivorous ignstincts), but even if it weren't for that this curse is just... gnauseously gnasty.

I'll pay you to remove this curse; I'll do you a service in return; whatever. I gknow even if you do remove this curse you'll probably gnive me a different curse in response, but... at this point I'm willing to take that chance. I can't take this any longer. I gneed this curse gnone.

I Don't "Remove" Curses boy. It's like, an artist breaking a stained glass window, you get it.

But in this case it's more like an artist burning a kindergarten kid's crayon drawing. This curse is just shitty you know?

Get a gnome's red hat, a large mushroom and a marigold and burn them all with pinewood under the light of the moon. Or kill the person who cursed you. Easy solve.

[jimkinnz]

I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They're not very good yet, but I'm trying to improve my scents of humor.

[jimkinnz]

thanks unky gav for the heads up on the other side of the house•

homunculus facts¡

homunculi are the funniest person ever•

master sells the same stuff as the lion and the first time we got a new phone•

the potion is a good idea for a little more time•

autocomplete is fun•

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

homunculi are the funniest person ever•

master sells the same stuff as the lion and the first time we got a new phone•

the potion is a good idea for a little more time•

autocomplete is fun•

[jimkinnz]

she hom on my munc til I ulus

She wiz on my ard…

Fuck

She war on my lock til I…

FUCK

She sor on my cer til I er…?

Fuck it. I got a magic blow job, that’s the important part.

[jimkinnz]

cryptic• delightful• but not mad enough•

Learning the secrets, the arcane kind

But they’re only half wild, so I haven’t lost my mind

[jimkinnz]

They should make a solid shampoo for people with liquid hair.

[jimkinnz]

master sells them if you want one without the guilt trip' @mundanemurphy•

A wizard whose staff is entirely illusory, but so consistently cast that for all practical purposes it is a real object. They use it for casting and for combat, but conjured it some time in the last century and have just kept it running ever since.

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so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

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A wizard that uses a rigid braid of dandelions as her magic staff. On command it can release 50 cubic feet of dandelion dander to fill a battle field, obstructing vision better than smoke, and can’t be defeated by spells like see invisibility. Plus, she can let kids pluck a dandelion to make a wish.