#wizardposting

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[zappr231]

Pondering my many orbs

i am exactly 3,527 days late with this meme

[mug-of-beans]

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

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[sexygaywizard]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD TIP: Six gallons gets you a bonus desk plant.

Nothing Doing no. 44

[victusinveritas]

By the way, It Could Happen Here and Behind the Bastards are great podcasts by Robert Evans and friends.

[wizardofthepit]

Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK

[gavamont]

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Me when I'm getting jiggy with it

Showed this gif to my dad and told him to do this and he did

[evil-scientist]

drama in the mad scientist and wizard communities

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[the-undead-wizard-council]

Someone has stolen my skull and is using it as a pathetic prop to make themselves look like an eviler wizard! This will not stand.

Minions! Find my skull!

[cozysexywizard]

lately ive been obsessed with talking like a wizard and even pretending to be one. the roast are especially precious and so funny to me. "don't care didn't ask my elixirs are rich and glow in the dark while yours looks like guacamole from tacobell"

[thaparasite]

i hate drawing magic sigils so fucking much why cant i just tell you this place is safe from dragons

why do i have to draw a fuckass symbol