#wizardposting

[itsmissing]

design comm for a Desert Wizard (of Knives)

[sexygaywizard]

[aeoris4lovers]

shitty essek thelyss aesthetic

[shortgremlinman]

You couldnt ponder the orb if you tried

hey fuck you. *stares into the orb and slowly loses my mind*

[doityourselfbombs]

watching tiktok tutorials to learn how to shift to my desired reality where my only responsibility is to be soo cozy and warm in bed all day

[faery-wizard]

ATTENTION ALL "BLOGGERS"...

IT IS TIME TO STOP "BLOGGING" AND START "SLOGGING" THROUGH THE MUDDY BOG!!!

"THUMBS UP" IF YOU AGREE!!!

[monstroso]

girls and trains are a sort of mutually beneficial bonded pair. like those service dogs they give to cheetahs in captivity

[not-wizard-council-aristocrat]

@wizard-news

@wizardweekly

Who is the better news site?

[henchwiz-gremlin]

I am wondering what bugs are your favorites! i am liking rollie pollies and also cicadas. they are very fun and friend. cicadas are making many many noise. they are not being very smart, but they have such kindness.

[gavamont]

Me and @ratazom talking about the real shit.

[tiny-wizard]

Tiny Wiz, are you the one who put the bop in the bopshebopshebop?

no, but i did put the anthrax in that one package

[wizard-spells]

Spell Idea

"Commit Vehicular Manslaughter"

Summons a magic golf cart that won't disappear until it runs over the target. Does not actually need to kill the target, just needs to run them over

addendum: as of 3/20/2023, the cart does need to kill the target. because i said so

[sexygaywizard]

You know just like jesus said, it just ain't a good day until you've done your Daily Blood Sacrifice! Can I get an amen

[magical-hazardous-waste-wizard]

I don't know who did it, and I am not really sure if this is my problem... but someone straight up stole an entire pond full of dumped failed potions... who does that?

[grelliam]

I shall be drawing the results when the poll ends, also maybe if enough people vote on this it'll motivate me to make more wizard audios

[faery-wizard]

Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable