design comm for a Desert Wizard (of Knives)
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You couldnt ponder the orb if you tried
hey fuck you. *stares into the orb and slowly loses my mind*
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watching tiktok tutorials to learn how to shift to my desired reality where my only responsibility is to be soo cozy and warm in bed all day
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ATTENTION ALL "BLOGGERS"...
IT IS TIME TO STOP "BLOGGING" AND START "SLOGGING" THROUGH THE MUDDY BOG!!!
"THUMBS UP" IF YOU AGREE!!!
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girls and trains are a sort of mutually beneficial bonded pair. like those service dogs they give to cheetahs in captivity
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@wizard-news
@wizardweekly
Who is the better news site?
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I am wondering what bugs are your favorites! i am liking rollie pollies and also cicadas. they are very fun and friend. cicadas are making many many noise. they are not being very smart, but they have such kindness.
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Me and @ratazom talking about the real shit.
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Tiny Wiz, are you the one who put the bop in the bopshebopshebop?
no, but i did put the anthrax in that one package
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Spell Idea
"Commit Vehicular Manslaughter"
Summons a magic golf cart that won't disappear until it runs over the target. Does not actually need to kill the target, just needs to run them over
addendum: as of 3/20/2023, the cart does need to kill the target. because i said so
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You know just like jesus said, it just ain't a good day until you've done your Daily Blood Sacrifice! Can I get an amen
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I don't know who did it, and I am not really sure if this is my problem... but someone straight up stole an entire pond full of dumped failed potions... who does that?
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I shall be drawing the results when the poll ends, also maybe if enough people vote on this it'll motivate me to make more wizard audios
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Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable
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